I'm very pleasantly surprised with most...

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Attractive dancing staff with a good number of 7s and 8s and some 9s. High class women, many grad and college students or young mothers in their early 20s. These are not dumb bunnies--in addition…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

After years of complacency, it is a pleasure to see improvements in this club during the last 18+ months. Most importantly, the overall quality of the girls has improved, mostly due to new…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

I think this place is overrated. Pales in comparison to 3 of the DC clubs 10 minutes away. The girls here are older...not as attractive (though certainly not unattractive)....and more…

Awful time and I will not be back. I showed up on a Tuesday night around 9 pm and paid a $20 cover. The place must have just opened because nobody was on stage and…

I was visiting DC and Cloakroom came up as a a recommended option for a fun club to visit. I decided to go give it a shot and see what is it about. Found the…

Dancer quality was solid but not mind-blowing. 7-8 range mostly, a couple legit 9s that were getting swarmed the second they stepped off stage. Mix of body types (mostly on the skinnier side, a couple…

This was my first visit to the Cloakroom. I've been to Mpire and Archibalds before. Cloakroom was the better experience. The dancers were more uniformly attractive with a mix of ethnicities and sizes: a fit…