Reviews by tuscl12345

Definitely the worst-looking place I've ever seen call itself a 'club.' Feels like a fraternity basement, and a run-down one at that. But don't worry, the place isn't as run down as the dancers...

Heroin thin, spaced out dancers. And those are the good ones. So not worth a trip from anywhere. Like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football that Lucy just yanks away, I try this place...

PH continues to be a reliable place for a good time. It's unique in its private rooms with doors. That means no goon bouncers staring at you or looking other patrons in the face...

It's outfitted like nothing else. Beautiful surroundings, clean, and spacious. Which isn't necessary because no one else was there. Saw one or two come and go, but wow, this place was actually empty! Once...

There’s lots to hate about this place. It’s disgusting, the talent can be frighteningly unattractive, some of the girls are aggressive to the point of molesting you, the bouncer-dance counter is a moron who...

The minuses: The place charges a cover / drink minimum during the day, when there's two other customers and four total dancers. Why? Girls don't know how to dance. They just twerk. Hate that....

PH is a comfortable, safe, clean place where you'll always leave happy. Private dance rooms are just about the best anywhere. There's no VIP, every dance is done in a private room behind a...

Disappointed. Last visit two years ago was absolutely amazing. Hot blonde dancer with great bod, went in the back and the sky's the limit. It took a while to find one, but that was...

OK, here are the pluses: Lots and lots of girls. $10 lap dance specials and a discounted VIP offer, too. Safe, clean, nice kind of spot, somewhat fancy. Lap dance area isn't private, but...

What makes this place special is the very, very private VIP rooms and the mileage that accompanies them. They're curtained off, actual little rooms with a couch and some mirrors. Dancer hooked the curtains...

Overall, a classy, comfortable place with one of the best VIP setups anywhere. A definite keeper. Didn't seem that way at first, though, since an hour after opening there was no one on stage and...

I'd agree that the talent was better here than at the other two Space Coast clubs during a recent visit. Decent selection and nothing on stage or at the bar that looked like "how...

Like others have said, crazy crazy loud! The kind of loud that chases you out of the place. That's why I give it the 6 for physical club. But it seemed like this place had...

If you’re thinking of driving here because the pickings are so slim in Orlando, don’t bother. It’s nothing to go out of your way for, and it really is very out of the way....

Really liked this place. Comfortable, safe, good attitude and nice selection of dancers. I'd be back. Been a while since I've been in WPB and I'd never seen this place before. I asked and was...

Really nice place. Much, much bigger inside that it looks like from the outside. In a nondescript mall with some low-end stores. It's clearly a club from the outside but id doesn't scream 'strip...

Holy wow! This is an experience unlike any other. It's a supermarket of amazing women, and amazing things to do with them. Really, unlike anything else anywhere. You've got stage shows, girls on tables,...

Outrageous drink and dance prices, and really, the talent here at Centerfolds was more like, oh, the second half of the magazine, not the centerfold. So what the heck is it about New Orleans clubs?...

Had an unusually great experience here. By which I mean, I've walked out of this place a couple of times. Not many dancers there during the day, and last time I didn't care for...

Always a reliably good time. Girls are as close to BFF experience as you'll get. Just can't do better than private dance rooms with doors (even if the bottoms are cut off). There's plenty...

OK, maybe it was still early. But this place was empty and dead. Two girls at the bar, no one on stage. The best looking gal in the place was the bartender (which is...

Beautiful club. Outrageous prices. Seriously, $60 for a 'standard' lap dance. VIP cubbies with beaded curtains were $250 and $500, and I was actually told there's a $2500 private room. Oh, and the beer...

Place is a real crap hole. Girls are often fat, ugly or otherwise digesting, or all of the above. Bathroom will scare you for life. Atmosphere doesn't exist. Lineup included a psychotic Russian who...

Summary: Outstanding facility, great looking place, but tough to get a dance. This place has a great setup, with a big main stage and a soaring interior that feels like a theater. The girls come...