Reviews

"Is not needing to go to big club for Russian girls." That's what I'd say, anyway. The Russian Robogirls are shipped in here by refrigerated trailer truck straight from the eastern bloc, and they probably…

What a waste of time. Literally. Might as well call this place "Club Frustration," as they've spent years perfecting what has to be the absolutely fucking stupidest way to get lap dances ever created. It's…

Skeeeevy! That's the overall feel for a place that's dirty and girls who have virtual tire tracks across them. Always the optimist, I tried one more time to find a way to stomach this place…

All's good at Playhouse. Confirmed after dances with two different fave's that almost nothing's changed as far as the enthusiastic offerings. No one seemed to be holding back from what's been there in the last…

Quick summary: Place is dark, dirty and disgusting. Girls are high mileage, and the short dances are $20. If you're looking for mileage, it's here. If you're looking for GFE, it's not.
Place is an…

OK, this is really two places. A regular strip club in back and a bookstore and private dance room place in front. This review is for the private dance rooms.
This is a very unique…

Nice surprising find. Place might be new, discovered it driving by.
I was greeted by a friendly gentleman who shook the hands of everyone entering on this weekday afternoon. It's BYOB, which generally makes for…

You just gotta love this place. The girls are friendly, the variety is good, and the private rooms with doors are something you won't find anywhere else. Mileage is definitely up in the last few…

Yecch. That's the club, and the staff. Don't touch anything, this place is sticky top to bottom. Shortest dance EVER. I barely got the money out of my pocket before I heard "beep, beep" from…

A nice surprise in a lot of ways. NYC clubs have been notorious ripoffs. This one was much better than I expected.
There were about 10 dancers on duty on this weekday afternoon. All were…

The place is gross. The girls are underfed. It stinks of smoke. So why does it keep getting visits and reviews? Mileage, boys, mileage.
On stage, you'll see girls who look like they're waiting for…

Talent was really nothing to write home about. Two fat white girls and about 4-5 skinny AA girls. Each of the fat chicks got worse on closer inspection. One of the AA's had a great…