This weekend I ended up in...

This weekend I ended up in Coos Bay for work. I live in Portland and go to many of the clubs there, and going in I didn't have my hopes up. My only other Oregon Coast strip club experience was at Annies Tavern in Astoria which is quite a dump. But I have to say, Bachelor Inn exceeded my expectations and I had a great time. Contrary to other reviews I read about this place, it's not too bad inside. There's one stage with a pole and about 15 bar stools around it, one bar with a full liquor selection and 10 beers on tap including Mirror Pond and Hefeweizen for $4, new carpet, decent tables and chairs, a pool table in good shape, video poker along one wall, relatively clean restrooms, and a curtained-off private dance area in the back with 2 chairs and a couch. The walls are painted with Roman-style faux stonework with arches and columns. The ceiling tiles are pretty fucked up above the stage, but that's the only bad part. The overall vibe of the place was great. If I had to compare it to a Portland area club, I'd say it's a lot like Sassy's. There were about 40 customers (mostly guys, but probably about 5 women) and about 15 dancers ranging from a 5 to 8. I totally expected scary or ugly looking dancers, but the ugliest one was still pretty hot. She had crooked and missing teeth, but she had a killer body, so I just didn't look up! But seriously, the girls here were mostly hot, similar to ones you'd see at Sassys, any of the Cabaret clubs, or even a couple that would do well at Club 205. Several of them did some serious pole tricks and were really energetic on stage. The other thing that surprised me was the generosity at the tip rail. The local guys were putting down a minimum of $3-$5 per song. You rarely see that in Portland. A couple guys were even building "card houses" out of $1 bills, and one of them was at least 8 stories tall and 3 bills per story, so about $24 for a single song. A couple girls easily raked in $80 for a 2-song set with all the generous tips. The crowd was also more lively than most Portland clubs. It all added up to a very different experience than I expected.

I ended up getting private dances from 3 different girls. The first was a really hot thin tall brunette who was probably about 22. Looks-wise I'd rate her an 8, but her dance wasn't sensual enough for me so I lost interest after the first song. The next one was a really sexy latina who reminded me of Eva Longoria. Her dances were a lot better with more grinding. But the best dances were from a 40-year-old MILF with bolt-ons and the longest nipples I've ever sucked. They must have been nearly 1" long. Do they make nipple implants??? She said she used to work in Vegas and she definately knew how to please a guy. It was non-stop grinding, rubbing, nasty talking hands-on fun and I didn't even last 3 songs.

I don't remember the last time I spent over 3 hours in a single strip club. Usually I get bored and move on to the next club in Portland after about 30 minutes, but this place really kept me entertained.