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I went to a Springfield playoff hockey game a couple of Saturdays ago, and being in the neighborhood decided to go to Mardi Gras before I went home in CT. I hadn't been…

12 yrs ago

Mardi Gras

Springfield, MA

I haven't been to a strip...

I haven't been to a strip club in about a year, but had the "itch" so went to my old standby, Mardi Gras. If you're just interested in looking at some great scenery and…

12 yrs ago

Mardi Gras

Springfield, MA

I hadn't been to Mardi Gras...

I hadn't been to Mardi Gras in probably more than a year. The amazing thing about this club is that it really never changes - the dancers change but the place is pretty much…

13 yrs ago

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, CT

Things at Ruby's haven't changed in...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Things at Ruby's haven't changed in over a decade. Same BYOB (I always opt for the O'Doul's anyway), same decor (I remember them changing the carpeting about six or seven years ago), same torn…

14 yrs ago

Desire

Providence, RI

I visited Desire for the first...

I visited Desire for the first time in a long time, and one of the few times at night, about 11 PM. It was a completely different atmosphere than the late afternoon when I've been…

14 yrs ago

Mardi Gras

Springfield, MA

It's been a long time since...

It's been a long time since I've been to a club, so when the opportunity arose, I decided to go to Mardi Gras (far enough away to not bump into anyone I know) This club hasn't…

14 yrs ago

Desire

Providence, RI

I've been to Desire a number...

I've been to Desire a number of times in the mid and late afternoon - while very nice and clean, the dancers seemed very aloof and seemed to hang with regulars. This was my FIRST time…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, MA

I visited this club for the...

I visited this club for the first time in more than a year. The club itself is very well maintained and clean. The "stage" is unique - dancers rotate around an irregularly shaped bar for…

Club Fantasies

Providence, RI

A quick visit to CF on...

A quick visit to CF on the Monday afternoon after Super Bowl Sunday. I wasn't expecting much, but it was more lively than I thought it would be. Dancers here are reasonably attractive, with…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, RI

Second stop during my afternoon in...

Second stop during my afternoon in Providence. After seeing CF so empty, I was wondering if this would be the same. Parking lot was half empty, but the place was almost full, with…

Club Fantasies

Providence, RI

Club 7 - nice arrangement, was...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Club 7 - nice arrangement, was pretty clean but getting run down Dancers - 6, average of a couple of 7s reduced by too many 4-5s Value - can't beat the 2 for 1s, if you click…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

They're currently renovating the place, still...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

They're currently renovating the place, still plywood floors and drywall walls. Very strange atmosphere. I paid my $16 (the So. Cal. going rate, I guess) and got a ticket for a non-alcoholic drink.…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, CA

My second stop of the afternoon....

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

My second stop of the afternoon. After a disappointing trip to DVCOI, figured I'd go here since I'd had a couple of good visits here. As I said in the DVCOI review, I…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, CA

This was my first time at...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This was my first time at DVCOI. It's in a location easy to find (on Gale, like HT which was my next stop) I guess Saturday afternoon isn't a great time to visit. There…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, MA

On my way back from Saratoga...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

On my way back from Saratoga I decided I wasn't ready to go home, so figured I'd see what was going in at Mardi Gras - first visit in quite a while. The place isn't as…

Kahoots Showgirls

East Hartford, CT

As of today due to a...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

As of today due to a settle agreement with the town of East Hartford, there are no more lap dances, and tips have to be put in a jar near the dancers. No more…

Club Fantasies

Providence, RI

OK, after yet another fruitless visit...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

OK, after yet another fruitless visit to Desire across town (I've been to Desire about a dozen times and have yet to get any sort of private dance of any kind), I headed over to…

Desire

Providence, RI

Today was only my second trip...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Today was only my second trip up to Providence after the laws changed. I figured I'd go to a couple of strip clubs to see what's going on. A few weeks ago I…

Cheaters

Providence, RI

This was my first visit to...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

This was my first visit to Cheaters in a while, and very first since the law change. I think the change caused the decent talent to flee to more "legitimate" clubs in the area,…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, CA

I was in the area for...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was in the area for a week toward the end of January and heard some good thing about this club, so I decided to see what all the hoopla was about. Unfortunately the…

Tropical Lei

Upland, CA

Tropical Lei, to put it bluntly,...

Tropical Lei, to put it bluntly, is basically a brothel disguised as a strip club. I was there for about an hour on Tuesday a week ago. I arrived at 9 PM - as you…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, TX

This is a combination of two...

This is a combination of two visits - Friday afternoon and then Saturday afternoon. The ratings above are for the Friday afternoon visit. I went to Palace about 4 PM on Friday. The club…