Today was only my second trip...

Today was only my second trip up to Providence after the laws changed. I figured I'd go to a couple of strip clubs to see what's going on. A few weeks ago I went to Cheaters and it was horrible, so walking into Desire I really didn't know what to expect.

First, the club is immaculate, maybe the cleanest club I've ever been in. The dancers are just as attractive, maybe better, but my 6 score (would have been 8+) is based on their attitude. WTF goes on here? I spent about 30 minutes sitting at the bar on the side between the two bars, and all I saw was dancers walking around, checking themselves out in the mirror, then going back to get their coats so they could have a cigarette, then the same routine. On the other hand, there were a few chubbies walking around but not stopping to talk to anyone. I think I've perfected my "blank stare look" right past these dancers in fear one would stop and I wouldn't be able to get rid of her.

There was one really hot dancer dressed in a tiny white outfit, maybe 5'8 with a tight tight body. I watched her, smiled at her, and followed her around the place with my eyes - she even made eye contact with me a few times, smiled once, but never came over to me. All she wanted to do was stand between the two bars and play with her nipples. Great show, inexpensive, but I had about $400 and would have spent most of it at the club.