I haven't been to a strip...

I haven't been to a strip club in about a year, but had the "itch" so went to my old standby, Mardi Gras. If you're just interested in looking at some great scenery and not spending a whole lot, you can have a good time here.

There's no parking fee in their parking lot or cover in the afternoon (not sure when they start charging, maybe 5 or 6 PM?), and a draft beer was only $3.00 at the back bar. Sitting at the main bar gives you a great view, but if there are five or six dancers "on stage" (i.e., on the top of the bar) you can burn through a stack of singles in about a half hour.

In all the years I've been going to Mardi Gras, I don't think I've seen an oinker yet, they do a great job of recruiting young and pretty dancers with great bodies.