Reviews by SamSpade

I visited on a Monday afternoon. Parking on the street in a somewhat safe downtown area, or valet if you want. A good deal of variety (Ethnic, body types, etc) for the dancers,...

Landing strip is on my way to the airport so I usually stop there on my way to return my rental car before heading home. Valet parking is mandatory, but there is nearby street...

When I have the time / opportunity, Archie's is definitely my first choice in the DC area. No private dances, no touching, other than to put $$ in the dancer's garter at the stage....

Went to Archie's on a Thurs. afternoon. I like this place - best value in a safe, respectable area in DC. $7 to $10 for a glass of wine - what you would pay...

Went to LS on a Wednesday afternoon before my flight back home from DTW. This was my third visit there, and I usually try to include a visit to LS each time I visit...

Layout of the club is long and narrow, with two stages on the first floor, which are used during the day, and a second-floor stage they open in the evenings. Dancers are a good...

Stopped by LS on a Wednesday afternoon before I returned my rental car at the airport. I was in the area on a business trip, and I wish I had come to LS before...

It’s my regular club. The best place to go in the district in my opinion, considering location, talent, price, atmosphere… Eight dollars for a glass of wine and $4.95 for a bowl of...

Well, they do have laps, more than I can say for my home town, Wash, DC. This place is very hit or miss, in terms of the number of dancers, quality of dancers, quality...

I have a love/hate relationship with this place. The dancers are beautiful, yes. The hostesses/drink servers are straight out of a lingerie catalog. But getting some personal interaction with the dancers usually means showing...

Found myself in Ypsi for business and a little tired from the trip to travel east to the more well-known spots like flight club and bogart’s. The club is in a safe, downtown small-town...

Archibald's is now my favorite club in DC. Best price to dancer quality / atmosphere / neighborhood ratio. Glass of wine here is $8 compared to $12 at Camelot. Dancers are attractive, wide mix...

This was quite a different lapdance experience for me. I was there on a Tuesday evening. About 4 "dancers" there who seemed like they were waiting for something to happen. Everyone there, including the...

I was in Ypsilanti on business and without a rental car, so I decided to keep it simple with a cab ride to the Vu -- within easy reach of my hotel (Marriott). I've...

Quality of dancers is improving here lately. Still, no touching or private dances like elsewhere in DC. Waitresses are friendly and attractive - you don't have to wait long to get a drink or...

Dancers are attractive for the most part and do more than just move back and forth while the music is on. For some reason I had to ask a waitress to get a dancer...

Dancers: fair to above average-looking. They seem bored and just "moving to the music." Food: not bad. Prices for food and drinks: pretty good for DC area -- glass of wine: $5; soup of...

Dancers are the best looking of all DC clubs. Unfortunately there's no touching of any kind. Food is good, but both food and drinks are pricey. Often hard to compete for attention with the...