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Reviews by EarlTee

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16 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
Another afternoon visit. No cover. News flash!...
Another afternoon visit. No cover. News flash! The of the club that used to be a sports bar, and more recently has been nearly unused (except when the club is super busy), is being turned...
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16 years ago
Spearmint Rhino
312 S Riverside Ave Rialto, CA 92376
It had been a year or...
It had been a year or more since my last visit. I paid my cover and found a seat. The Rhino was pretty empty. A few dancers were sitting around by the fireplace, talking...
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16 years ago
Candy Store
18613 N Cave Creek Rd Phoenix, AZ 85050
I hadn't been to the Candy...
I hadn't been to the Candy Store since the dances went from $5 to $10. The cheapest-in-town dances with moderate contact were a reason to go to, and with that reason gone, I didn't...
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16 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
I found myself driving near Centerfolds...
I found myself driving near Centerfolds and, despite having promised myself after my last visit that I would not go back, I decided to stop in for a quick drink and to look at...
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16 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
This is becoming my favorite club...
This is becoming my favorite club in Phoenix. The quality of dancers is consistently high, and the non-dancer things (DJs who aren't obnoxious, bathroom that isn't filthy, waitresses who do their job) are good. As...
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16 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
2pm visit. Only 9 or 10...
2pm visit. Only 9 or 10 dancers, but they covered the ethnic bases: white, black, Latina, and Asian. No stunners, but no pigs. It was a bit like a mortuary in there, or maybe...
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16 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
Another weekday afternoon visit. The place...
Another weekday afternoon visit. The place was swarming with dancers... 30 of them, according to 1 of them... a ratio of roughly 2 dancers for each pathetic loser. The dancers ranged, as usual, from...
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16 years ago
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
Wednesday afternoon, 4:00. No cover. Less...
Wednesday afternoon, 4:00. No cover. Less crowded than usual at that time of day; maybe 10 unoccupied tables. Lots of dancers working, but only a few that really caught my eye. Those few stayed...
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16 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
Went on a Wednesday at noon...
Went on a Wednesday at noon -- boobs and beers for lunch. Paid no cover. Let my eyes adjust to the darkness for a minute, then stumbled to a table. (Is this the darkest...
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17 years ago
Blush
110 S San Francisco St Flagstaff, AZ 86001
This is a small club in...
This is a small club in the back room behind an ordinary college-town bar. The dancers are (almost?) all students at NAU. Some nights there are some serious cuties, but other nights... not so...
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17 years ago
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
Returned to the Hi-Liter on Monday...
Returned to the Hi-Liter on Monday at lunchtime for the first time in a few years. I walked through the tiny lobby, right past the unoccupied window where you're supposed to pay the cover...