Went on a Wednesday at noon...

Went on a Wednesday at noon -- boobs and beers for lunch. Paid no cover. Let my eyes adjust to the darkness for a minute, then stumbled to a table. (Is this the darkest club in the world?)

It appeared that there were about 10 dancers working -- more dancers than pathetic losers. Mostly white, mostly blond. Quite a bit of silicone, as is always the case at Bourbon Street. But some natural beauty as well.

The table service was good, as usual. Drink and popcorn arrived quickly.