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Reviews by EarlTee

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14 years ago
Yellow Rose
6528 N Lamar Blvd Austin, TX 78752
My first time here, and I...
My first time here, and I had an oddly enjoyable time. It was Sunday afternoon, and the place was very uncrowded. There was a fat chihuahua walking around. (This was one of the oddly...
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14 years ago
Perfect 10 Cabaret
404 E Highland Mall Blvd Austin, TX 78752
Saturday afternoon. Completely dead. Long stretches...
Saturday afternoon. Completely dead. Long stretches with no dancer on stage, which to me is unacceptable. I spent way too much time watching ESPN. If a club is open, there should be dancers dancing,...
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14 years ago
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
Latest visit to Hi Liter met...
Latest visit to Hi Liter met my expectations. What does that mean? If you're not from around here, you should know that extras are very, very hard to find in Arizona clubs. If a reviewer...
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14 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
Sometimes the stars just aren't aligned....
Sometimes the stars just aren't aligned. For whatever reason, on this visit, there was just a bad collection of dancers. Sort of a Centerfolds All-Not-Star team. There was some really aggressive pushing for dances...
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14 years ago
Sugar 44 Cabaret
4420 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85018
I so want to like this...
I so want to like this place. Years ago, I spent a whole lot of very pleasant time here. The drinks are OK, the music is OK, the doorman is OK, the bartender is OK....
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14 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
Very much an above-average visit to...
Very much an above-average visit to Centerfolds. You can just extract my positive comments from past reviews and stitch them together to make this review. Lots of good-looking ladies. Not so many Amazons. Plenty of...
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15 years ago
Platinum Plus
44 N 32nd St Phoenix, AZ 85034
This place was never a favorite...
This place was never a favorite and I hadn't been in many years. But a friend dragged me. It's not hard to drag me to a strip club. $5 cover, but that apparently gets you...
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15 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
As several reviewers have noted, this...
As several reviewers have noted, this place tends to be really, really dark. But on this visit it was decorated with Generic Year-End Holidays lights and it was easy to walk around without falling...
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15 years ago
Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club
4125 N 7th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
This is not my favorite club,...
This is not my favorite club, but my friend and I needed to kill a little bit of time before a meeting, and he wanted to go, so we went. When you enter (from the...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
Good: Lots of dancers working. Smaller thinner...
Good: Lots of dancers working. Smaller thinner ones like Dylan, Tori (great pole work), and London (great pole work), and plenty of linebackers with volleyballs bolted to their chests. Within the first two songs, seven...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
Wednesday afternoon. I often go on...
Wednesday afternoon. I often go on Wednesday afternoons, but this time I didn't recognize a single dancer. Lots of turnover, or just random chance? The talent was OK. The usual Centerfolds variety of bigger, smaller,...
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15 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
Thursday afternoon. Standard collection of Bourbon...
Thursday afternoon. Standard collection of Bourbon Street ladies: almost all white, with a couple from each ther major category. Mostly big fake boobs, but enough real ones, in various shapes and sizes, that with...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
I don't usually go on Saturday...
I don't usually go on Saturday afternoons, and I didn't recognize even one dancer. There were a lot of, uh, larger dancers, with giant hard fake tits (not my preference). Disappointing. On the other hand,...
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15 years ago
Blush
110 S San Francisco St Flagstaff, AZ 86001
The story of the name change:...
The story of the name change: According to the doorman, the city had some complaints against the owner and basically told him to sell or they would shut him down, so he sold. And...
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15 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
Usual collection of very attractive dancers....
Usual collection of very attractive dancers. Almost no porkers or barkers in the bunch. Music not too loud, hustle factor not too bad, cocktail service fairly prompt. It's a nice place. A couple of dancers...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
Always a crapshoot at Centerfolds. This...
Always a crapshoot at Centerfolds. This time, there was a wide variety of dancers. Some bigger, some smaller, some ethnic. I spent some quality time with Kimberly, Nicole, Minnie, and a couple of others,...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
Centerfolds was not as crowded as...
Centerfolds was not as crowded as it has historically been during the evening rush hour. A sign of the times, I guess. There was a wide variety of dancers working, so the hustle for...
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15 years ago
Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club
4125 N 7th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
Take an average of the last...
Take an average of the last three reviews and you get my version of the truth. The club looks great -- really upscale. I have seen it go through mostly minor changes, from the last...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
Saturday evening at 6. No cover....
Saturday evening at 6. No cover. It looked like Tuesday afternoon. Maybe 10 dancers. Most of the 25 customers were crowded around the bar, watching basketball on TV. And when the game ended... they...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
My first time here since the...
My first time here since the nude side opened. The nude side is, for the time being anyway, not open on Sundays and Mondays. The existence of the nude side doesn't seem to have had...
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16 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave Phoenix, AZ 85029
I didn't see any of the...
I didn't see any of the slim honeys I like to spend my money on here. In fact, I didn't recognize any dancer, waitress, or bartender. But I sat around and hoped a skinny...
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16 years ago
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
2:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. About...
2:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. About a quarter of the chairs in the place were occupied. It was lighter in there than I remember from dozens of past visits (this is not a good...
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16 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
My latest visit was a bit...
My latest visit was a bit disappointing. Just the luck of the draw, I guess, but there were a lot of the larger dancers and not so many of the more petite ones --...
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16 years ago
Blush
110 S San Francisco St Flagstaff, AZ 86001
First of all, don't go looking...
First of all, don't go looking for Diamond's Cabaret. The front (street side) of the building says The Joint -- that's a regular bar. The north entrance (from the parking lot) says Strip Joint....