EarlTee
Horny old bastard.
Reviews by EarlTee
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14 years ago
Perfect 10 Cabaret
404 E Highland Mall Blvd
Austin, TX 78752
Saturday afternoon. Completely dead. Long stretches...
Saturday afternoon. Completely dead. Long stretches with no dancer on stage, which to me is unacceptable. I spent way too much time watching ESPN. If a club is open, there should be dancers dancing,...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85029
Sometimes the stars just aren't aligned....
Sometimes the stars just aren't aligned. For whatever reason, on this visit, there was just a bad collection of dancers. Sort of a Centerfolds All-Not-Star team. There was some really aggressive pushing for dances...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85029
Very much an above-average visit to...
Very much an above-average visit to Centerfolds. You can just extract my positive comments from past reviews and stitch them together to make this review.
Lots of good-looking ladies. Not so many Amazons. Plenty of...
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15 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
As several reviewers have noted, this...
As several reviewers have noted, this place tends to be really, really dark. But on this visit it was decorated with Generic Year-End Holidays lights and it was easy to walk around without falling...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85029
Good:
Lots of dancers working. Smaller thinner...
Good:
Lots of dancers working. Smaller thinner ones like Dylan, Tori (great pole work), and London (great pole work), and plenty of linebackers with volleyballs bolted to their chests. Within the first two songs, seven...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85029
Wednesday afternoon. I often go on...
Wednesday afternoon. I often go on Wednesday afternoons, but this time I didn't recognize a single dancer. Lots of turnover, or just random chance?
The talent was OK. The usual Centerfolds variety of bigger, smaller,...
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15 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
Thursday afternoon. Standard collection of Bourbon...
Thursday afternoon. Standard collection of Bourbon Street ladies: almost all white, with a couple from each ther major category. Mostly big fake boobs, but enough real ones, in various shapes and sizes, that with...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85029
I don't usually go on Saturday...
I don't usually go on Saturday afternoons, and I didn't recognize even one dancer. There were a lot of, uh, larger dancers, with giant hard fake tits (not my preference). Disappointing.
On the other hand,...
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15 years ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
Usual collection of very attractive dancers....
Usual collection of very attractive dancers. Almost no porkers or barkers in the bunch. Music not too loud, hustle factor not too bad, cocktail service fairly prompt. It's a nice place.
A couple of dancers...
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15 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85029
Always a crapshoot at Centerfolds. This...
Always a crapshoot at Centerfolds. This time, there was a wide variety of dancers. Some bigger, some smaller, some ethnic.
I spent some quality time with Kimberly, Nicole, Minnie, and a couple of others,...
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16 years ago
Centerfold's Cabaret
2031 W Peoria Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85029
Saturday evening at 6. No cover....
Saturday evening at 6. No cover. It looked like Tuesday afternoon. Maybe 10 dancers. Most of the 25 customers were crowded around the bar, watching basketball on TV. And when the game ended... they...