Palazio Cabaret Reviews

Very nice club, nice looking girls, but very low mileage club. I came here for a bachelor party on a busy Friday night. We were able to get a table near the main stage. There were probably close to 25 dancers. Overall, the dancers were good looking. Mostly in the...

Passed by after seeing this club rated #1 on Tuscl.

Club is clean, nice seating arrangement and the lighting level is pretty close to perfect. Got helped right away with a drink.

Dancer quality left a lot to be desired. I don't think I saw 1 girl dancing that was under...

Outside of Vegas this is the largest and nicest club I have ever been to. Really impressed. Girls were smoking hot especially for a weekday afternoon. After sitting down a girl came and sat with me. She wanted to go to a VIP room which was $100 for an hour...

I have been to this club plenty of times with my fiance. The club in and out is very nice. Well lit lot with valet service and bouncers at the door. There are 3 stages, 1 main and 2 side stages. I habent been to the VIP so I dont...

I was staying in Downtown Austin for a couple days. I thought Expose was the only club close to me, but then I discovered the Palazio was not much further, so I decided to check it out. The Palazio is lightyears ahead of Expose in terms of quality regarding... pretty...

I'm in town on business and doing a little research pulls up the Palazio being just 10 minute drive from my hotel. Parking is fine though maybe a little dark and valet is available. From all points of view the place looks nice, well kept with nice comfortable chairs...

Visited in the late afternoon and was here for the shift change. Cover was $3, the place was not real crowded when I got here, but slowly filled up as the evening progressed. There are three main areas of the club. The main floor in front of the stage, then...

After my recent trip to Palazio, I would say that this club has achieved a significant upgrade and may just now be the best club in all of Texas. It is certainly better than any club in Houston. First of all, unlike the majority of Houston clubs, the...

First time at a club in Austin. Went back at the end of May and I had an absolutely phenomenal time. Actually we went back that night as well but we enjoyed the day time atmosphere (tons of ladies and less customers) where the girls...

Server was very, very good and friendly. Got a shot and a few beers. Went around 7pm, and it was pretty sparse. It didn't pick up until about 10 when I left. Very open, and not much privacy without VIP. Managers monitored pretty closely and were active. The girls were...

Palazio is my favorite SC in Austin. I try to go every time that I visit the city. The girls are friendly, not too pushy. Lots of dancers at night. Three stages. Large center stage with seating all around two small satellite stages the one to the left has a...

Palazio is one of my favorite clubs in Austin. It is a fun atmosphere where you can play poker and the dancers are generally friendly.

The dancers are fairly attractive and there are a variety of ethnicities, if that's important to you. They also range in ages from early...

Definetly still the best club on South Austin. Lots of girls and although there are some that are slightly below the average, here is where I have seen the hottest dancers. Even the waitresses are hot (some even hotter than dancers).
Only problem with this club is that there is a...

Do not judge a book by it's cover. The outside of this club is not at all impressive nor is it in a great part of town. But the inside is top notch for the Austin area. Main floor is very open with comfortable seating. A long bar backs the...

This was my trip to Palazio. I went to play poker with my fave dealer and took a friend as well.

Parking is ample and lit and entering the place, you see a clean, nice looking hallway. We paid cover ($10 each) and heading in. Overall, very nice...

If you like thick Mexican girls, just like most of the clubs in Austin, you should be right at home at Palazio.
The club was crowed on a Tuesday night, but as with most nights, there's very little dancing going on. You really have to like your...

Went a couple of weeks ago when I was in Austin for a convention. Played poker every night for 3 nights. Beth is a doll and a great poker dealer. The regulars at the table were entertaining and did not hassle the newbies. Closed the place...

After a few drinks downtown i sometime stop by Palazio. Girls there are ok, some should retire. VIP in the back of the club. Girls dont push up hat much to get a table in the VIP. Drinks are abput what you would pay at a strip club. Club stays...

Palazio is one of Austin's best strip clubs. I have been there many times. There are three stages and a VIP room. Dancers rotate from the main stage to a side stage to the other side stage for 2-3 songs on each stage.

The attractiveness of the dancers is hit or...

Me and a friend went on a Saturday night, and the place was packed. Lot of people standing near the bar, with no place to sit. Three stages, and girls move from the main one to the other two. Good number of girls.
The one thing which I noticed here, was...

Palazio is my favorite club in Austin. Last night--a Monday--was a good example of why. I started with an artificial breasted girl from California who I later noticed was probably the most aggressive of the dancers. That wasn't good, and it took a $20 dance before I felt...

OK - I'm from Seattle, and there is a much less "festive" atmosphere in clubs there - in part because they can't serve alcohol and so are totally dependent on lap dances for revenue - the girls there work harder and don't have as much fun. Much less relaxed and...

Rogue was the most beautiful dancer I have had the pleasure to see in years. She knows how to play shy and real you in. Great at moving her body. No extras though. Most of the girls I saw were 7+. Real nice bartender. Clean facility. The VIP is nothing...

I was in Austin for like a 5 months period and during this time I practically visited all of the area's strip clubs. Palazio was actually one of my favorites because of many things: location, consistent girl quality, cleanliness, environment and sense of safety.
Other clubs I visited were shady,...