El Zorro

A barker in front of El Zorro encouraged me to enter as I walked past. I told him that I might do so another time, but not immediately. I walked past a second time and he said, “You promised.” I didn’t, but I had read what a pit the place...

If you like fat, ugly women, this is the place for you. As soon as my two friends and I stepped inside, three dancers grabbed us and held on like leeches. I think my girl was the ugliest. She had a plain face and must have outweighed me...

I have now made double digit trips to TJ, yet I had never visited this club before. Many prior reviews were obviously from people looking to get TUSCL membership for a month and the claims were wild and varied. So I thought, "Why not take one for the...

Well I heard that this club had hot strippers, so I decided to stop by right before midnight. I was kinda tipsy, so I payed a girl for a lap dance. It was cheap, maybe around 20 bucks. They're beers we're also pretty cheap in my opinion for a strip...

Did not think that I was going to have this much active fun but damn it was wellworth the ride. I had expected the kind of place you would have to keep and open eye, but it was safe secure and fun. I came down with my Lady she was...