I Suffered So That You Would Not Have To. Don't Go Here.

I have now made double digit trips to TJ, yet I had never visited this club before. Many prior reviews were obviously from people looking to get TUSCL membership for a month and the claims were wild and varied. So I thought, "Why not take one for the team?" You guys owe me....

The bar is right by where you enter. The club is relatively small and narrow, and the "stage" with a pole looked like a retrofitted pool table from the 60s. The southern wall was adorned with a mirror that had an artificial shattered look, which might have been the most interesting thing this place had to offer. The girls were older, a few might have been in the late 40's. They were also bigger and a touch more burnt by the sun. All had lots of surgical work if you are into that sort of thing. They were friendly and eager, which is nice, but the TUSCLers with me along with myself simply were not interested given we could find 18 year old telenovela looking girls just a few blocks away.

One TUSCLer from Detroit said to me, "This is worse than Henry's." I replied, "HEY! Nothing is worse than Henry VII." But the comparison is there. You get similar looking older dregs of society, but they were slightly more personable than their counterparts stateside. But at least this club was cheaper.