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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

review
published 21 yrs ago
You really can’t beat this deal....
reviewed by
billyb952000

9.0

You really can’t beat this deal. $10 bucks, all you can drink and food included. Yes the food is bar food but it’s not bad bar food. I went again late on a Thursday with…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Okay, there's been plenty of reviews...
reviewed by
johndoe35

7.0

Okay, there's been plenty of reviews about this place already, but here's my 2 cents. The place is fairly large and well-appointed. It's not as upscale as Club O, but it makes up for…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Stopped by on a Monday Night...
reviewed by
JoeHart

6.0

Stopped by on a Monday Night about 8:00PM. Still 10 bucks to get in and then free drinks. Except if you want an export beer the charge another 2 bucks each.The place was not that…

review
published 21 yrs ago
I've been a regular at HB's,...
reviewed by
Spudly1

6.0

I've been a regular at HB's, it hass been really good in the past. The dancers actually tried to spend time with you, they knew the value of gaining regulars. Not it seams as though…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Went in for lunch 3-29-03, it...
reviewed by
CTYankee

8.0

Went in for lunch 3-29-03, it was not too busy and the collection girls was quite good. As usual, expect short songs, but the drinks and food is included in the $10 door fee.

I…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Love the Lithuanian girls, they may...

8.0

Love the Lithuanian girls, they may not take off their tops, but boy, oh boy they sure know how to move their Baltic bottoms in the VIP room, I wish something good rhymed with Lithuanian,…

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published 21 yrs ago
I don't know how much more...
reviewed by
IC5

7.0

I don't know how much more I could add that hasn't already been said.

Pluses:

$10 cover for all-u-can-drink
huge buffet of babes
good wait staff
they show pornos in the lap dance room

Minuses:

short songs
girls generally don't linger to chat;…

review
published 21 yrs ago
I came with some coworkers and...
reviewed by
tark

7.0

I came with some coworkers and was impressed with the quality of the girls. The dance prices are reasonable. The champagne room was good, but they don't let you put more than $300…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Been to HB gain after a...
reviewed by
hroark22002

7.0

Been to HB gain after a long break. The thing I like about this club is the sheer number of girls and the variety.

I like the unlimited beer (well, I can spend that money on…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Back at an old favorite. During...
reviewed by
billyb952000

9.0

Back at an old favorite. During the week is the time to go. I went on a wednesday night. Got there about 8:30. There were alot of people but we were able to get 2…

review
published 21 yrs ago
So why a 10? ......
reviewed by
elprez

10.0

So why a 10? ... Because its 10 bucks all you can drink! And they feed you too!

Sure the dances are short, but its all u can drink!!!!!!!!!

Huge section of girls 2/3 of…

review
published 21 yrs ago
I go here about every other...
reviewed by
kman

7.0

I go here about every other weekend and it only keeps getting better. New girls all the time, 50+ dancers on weekends, its hard to find a place to sit unless you go VIP (10$/hr).…