Reviews

I went in here and hadn't been in a while. This black chick named Essence made me blast something fierce when we went upstairs. I got to check her oil and she put…

Went on a Monday, paid the fee and entered the club. Club has several dance stages and the girls are all in the 6-8 range. Not much happening around 4 PM. They…

Had the opportunity to make another visit on Wednesday. They now have an early bird special in which the cover is now $5 for all you can eat and drink. Had another good time with…

Heavenly Bodies continues to move up on my all-time favorite list. Went there on a Thursady evening and watched the 7:30 shift change parade of beauties. It was outstanding, while it had the…

Haven't been here in a long time 2-3 years. Here's the update. $10 cover but really cheap beers after that. VIP tables around the outside perimeter are $10 per person per hour and offer no…

This is not a rant or a "had a bad night but will come back" type of review. This will be addressed specifically to HB and in general to Chicago clubs. First off,…

Several weeks ago, I had the opportunity to make another visit and one of my favorites over the years, Sylvia, was present and made my visit worthwhile. It is always good to come home again.

This is just a warning. I went to HB today as I have done for many years. I made the 30 or so drive and found the parking lot fairly empty. This…

No surprises here... However HB management is now charging $.50 per beer. Its still a deal, but minor inconvenience to now pay for the beer and the tip at once. Decent quality around. Expect many Eastern…

Was about the 4th person in the place a opeaning time on a Tuesday. Already about 15 girls ready for work. Had a dance with a girl named page, huge breasts that managed…

I really enjoyed myself at this club. The women here are lookers (7-9) and are very friendly. Dances are reasonably priced, and you can't beat the deal for beer (.50 for domestic).…

I came back here after about a year and I found that there have been some good changes, but some of my favorite dancers have left. Still it is a good club.