Reviews

Whenever I come to Chicago on business I always stop by this club. The dances vary but at $10 per dance I always figure it is worth trying out new talent.

As you…

Have just been to this club recently again and I can not but just like this place. I can not imagine any place where you can get all the beer you want for 20 bucks…

I went there around 8 PM on a Wednesday night. The building is fairly beat up. I was a little hesitant since I am used to the sort of lavish exteriors one sees in Houston…

Recently checked out HB once again on a Friday night. The talent was quite good but certainly not excellent. I really like eastern european girls and of course this place specializes in this…

went friday night about 6:15 or so stayed till 8:30. as has been stated the songs are way too short. there were a lot of ladies there id sat about 20 or…

Spent a Friday shift change at HB's this past week, and it was amazing. The day shift had the usual hotties, with some of the night shift girls starting a bit early. Had a…

I have seen negative reviews here in the past - but here are some high points. Usually a good number of girls with a shift turnover in early evening. It is safe! Good…

A true "titty bar", Heavenly Bodies is distinctly unrefined and even less pretentious. Don't come here looking for sophisticated beauties or plush surroundings, as the club is genuinely tacky, unkempt and the dancers…

Went to HB on Wednesday for the first time in a long time. Pleasantly surprised. Songs are still way too short and a ripoff, but 2 girls caused me to stay longer then…

This is a great place to hang out on a weekend night! This club has a decent number of good looking girls. Some of the girls are very athletic on the pole. Most of the…

Went recently after the brief no alcohol period. Still $10 to get in including food and drinks are now 50 cents a beer. Its still a bargin. You could go and drink for lees then…

Went in at 6:30 last night and had a great time. End of the first shift was kind of dull. Most of the girls I knew here from days seem to be gone.…