Club Climaxxx Reviews

I've been wanting to check out Club Climaxxx a while & finally had the stars align where I could make a visit so I passed through on a Sunday afternoon. I arrived at about 4:30. Parking lot was mostly full, but there was still some spots (timing is critical on...

I haven't been to this club for a while, so decided to check it out. Arrived on Monday at about 1pm and the parking lot had about 12 cars in it. The past few times I visited, it was later and the parking lot was way more full. I like...

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This is another very long Papi_Chulo review of a small black club viist - thus skip it if the subject matter does not interest you and/or short on time/patience
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Acronyms/abbreviations used in this review:

b/f = before
GPS = golden pussy syndrome
IDK = I don't know
IME = in my experience
IMO = in my...

I visited again after a maybe a year or so and this is still a good club, dancers are hot , the only thing I miss from club Lexx is the private lap dance area, yeah, that dark room. Now they have this level with a few chairs and tables...

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/ the club it is an all-black club (dancers; staff; custies) w/ $5 floor dances (normally...

Was in the Miami area and decided to stop by this club, having read the other reviews. I am not Black, but I like this type of club sometimes. I managed to convince the Uber driver to join me too lol. Driving to the club you pass through somewhat rough...

Stopped at this club a few years ago when it was still club Lexx, there were many great looking girls and very good dance prices. I was in the area and being I like black girls I thought I would give it a try , big mistake maybe it...

So this is the old Rolexx... If they change the name of this place because it's weak, I'm assuming they will be changing it again. I roll up to the place shortly after 1am. Most of the parking options were pretty much this large gravel unmarked lot across...

This place use to be my go to. Back when it was called Rolexx. It had those particular elements that I as a PL look for. Three things in concert that I look for in a superb dayshift experience in a black strip club. Good floor privacy. Meaning you could...

BLUF: Most of the entertainers are meh, average. No hustle, didn't look
like any of them really wanted to be there. Only 1 attractive entertainer,
and she was in the back with a client up against the wall. You should go
elsewhere for better value for your...

This was one of my favorite clubs, but for a few months it has been pretty hit or miss. This Monday afternoon, it was definitely a HIT. I walked in around 2pm and there were already several customers there and they had dancers on rotation on the stage (i like...

My reviews tend to be lengthy thus I often use abbreviations to save on typing which can throw some readers off; below are some abbreviations that may be used in this review:

b/c = because
b/f = before
b/w = between
IME = in my experience
IMO = in my opinion
M.O. = method of operation
o/w...

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/ the club it is an all-black club (dancers; staff; custies) w/ $5 floor dances (normally...

Saw about 4 dancers sitting at the bar and around 10 customers. There were another 4 dancers dancing on customers in various places around the room. In the middle of the bar there was a stage with another dancer. The dancers were all black with a variety from larger size...

Probably one of the best spots I have visited in Miami. A nice thick big booty dancer gave me $5 dances in the back near the pool tables. I was allowed to sit in a chair for a few so her big naked booty was in my face,...

It had been a while since I had visited climaxxx. It is always a bit hit or miss, but the past few times had been misses. I didn't go for a couple months, but decided to stop there this week. To my surprise at 1pm there were already 3 dancers...

Went to climaxxx mainly after passing by and remember some rapper mention it ., well he mention Rolexx and to my understanding that what the place use to call after reading post on this site. So I went there I got a beer about 5-10 minutes a dancer came up...

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/ the club it is an all-black club (dancers; staff; custies) w/ $5 floor dances (normally...

By far the best strip club I visited in a while. All types of dancers from skinny to nice and thick. Most if not all dancers are black, but I can tell you they are the best in town. Because of the area in which this club is located you...

I absolutely LOVED Club Lexx (Rolexx) and was a regular, but I stopped going and heard it was remodeled and now it is called Climaxx, so I visited last week and also yesterday Friday late PM. I like the club, no cover during pm hours, they make sure you...

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/ the club it is an all-black club (dancers; staff; custies) w/ $5 floor dances (normally...

Went to climaxxx mainly after passing by and remember some rapper mention it ., well he mention Rolexx and to my understanding that what the place use to call after reading post on this site. I passed by KOD or the office which many people mention if they mention Miami....

I came in at around 4:30pm, sat down behind the bar, and had a couple of beers first. The place wasn't crowded at all, maybe only 30% of seats were taken. During the day (not exactly sure when happy hour ends) all beers were $3, including Guinness. ...

I was only there for 2 hours and this is only the 2nd strip club Ive been to but it wasn't a bad visit. There were 1-2 dancers at the floor when I went( thursday afternoon). It was free parking which was good and free entrance. This club had a...

This is my first visit to Club Climaxx (formerly Club Lexx/Rolex) since they remodeled. As per usually the case in Miami strip clubs - the remodel job is a little thrown together - kind of like putting lipstick on a pig but truly there are some marked improvements. ...