Weekday before midnight . . .

I haven't posted my own review in a while so here it goes. I decided to visit Climaxxx recently. The club sits in the middle of a parking lot surrounded by a wall. If you want to park in the club parking lot, you have to pay $20. I arrive early, maybe 10:00 pm, and there was "free" street parking just outside the parking lot wall, to which the parking attendants said it was "park at your own risk." I took the risk and so did many others and everything was fine. Just don't block a driveway, park in front of a towing sign, or park in the next door restaurant lot.

Upon entering, I emptied my pockets and was thorougly patted down; security even wanded my shoes (I guess someone tucked a knife in there before). The cover charge I heard was supposed to be $20 but I was able to just walk right on in without paying. The girls attending the door were too busy on their phones to notice me. I ordered a Corona beer at the bar for $6. At first a couple girls danced on the stage behind the bar, got fully nude, legs spread and all, and I tossed a few dollars at them. Then, as the night progressed, no girls were dancing on stage and the club seemed more like a nightclub than a strip club. It got packed full of guys and even girl customers. There were a few nude or semi-nude thick girls walking around offering dances but not many. There is also not much room to sit. Most sitting areas are VIP. There are a few seats in the rear near the men's room and there is another bar there too where a few girls were just hanging out.

They let you smoke weed in here, plenty of people getting high. I didn't get any dances and I was out by midnight. The music selection was just old school R&B during the two hours I was there. I didn't hear a single rap song. All together I only spent $10 but I had planned to spend a few hundred. The lack of girls and private sitting areas killed my vibe. Oh well.