Club Climaxxx Reviews

Visited Climaxxx on Sunday eve 12/20/15 around 8 pm – free-parking; no cover-charge*; and $4 bottled water.
[* most SCs in Miami-Dade are free on dayshift but start charging cover @ 8:00 pm; but not sure when Climaxxx starts charging a cover-charge and if it varies by day but apperently is...

Back in Miami and central Florida for a week's worth of "work". I try to pay attention to TUSCL veteran reviewers and Papi is certainly one of the best, especially in his home area. I had read Papi's reviews, but skipped this place on a previous trip since...

Visited Climaxxx on Friday afternoon 10/9/15 around 4:30 pm – free cover everyday at least b/f 8 pm and sometimes free after that; and always free parking; had a $4 bottled water but I believe alcohol is 1/2 priced on dayshift.

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't...

This place is going down hill. I stopped here today at about 2pm (2 hours after opening). The bouncer was fine, harsh with the pat down, made it very clear there was a 2 drink minimum. I hadn't heard that as much of a priority in the past, but whatever....

I recently visited and reviewed this club – went by again on late Monday afternoon 9/21/15 around 6:30 pm.

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for...

Visited Climax on Thursday 9/16/15 around 5:30 pm.

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/ the club it is an all-black club (dancers;...

Visited Climax on Wednesday 9/2/15 around 5:30 pm.

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the nitty-gritty of the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review.

As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/ the club it is an all-black...

I visited this club last Thursday and it was one of my favorite visits in a long time. First, the construction is much more done. They didn't have any bright lights or circular saws going. The mood was a lot better and they have a new fog machine that was...

This is probably my favorite club in miami for the early afternoon scene. I arrived at about 12:30 pm. There weren't any girls dancing on stage, but about 3 sitting around the bar. I don't like to just go up and sit by the girls, so I found a seat,...

This club has finally changed from the Rolex club it was 4-5 years ago. When I went to the club then, it was always dead with very few dancers. Now you go and have to worry about parking and a place to sit at the bar. The...

I have reviewed this club in the past so I won’t describe the club details - for club details refer to my previous June 14, 2015 review – but as a quick description for those unfamiliar w/ the club it is an all-black club (dancers; staff; custies) w/ $5 full-nude...

Meh. That's how I can best describe my visit to Climaxxx. It's a long, long way from the status it enjoyed in the 90s (when it was "the" hip hop strip club, the way KOD is now).

I got there slightly before 12. Parked for free in the reasonably well-lit parking...

I will break up this review into 4 sections:

I) Intro
II) Club Layout
III) Dancers
IV) Conclusion


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This club has undergone a few changes thus this review is rather lengthy – you may want to skip reading it if short on time or patience


I) INTRO:
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Climaxxx is an all-black club with good 2-way contact...

One of my typical early Saturday visits. Arrived around 2pm when there were only a few customers and girls. By 2:30-3:00 it gets more going. It was also raining outside. The first girl to approach me ironically enough was named "Rain". Her dances were good, she had breast implants which...

I sought out club Climaxxx based on Papi's recommendation. I am glad I did. The club is easy to find as it is at a fairly major intersection. Parking is a bit more of a challenge. The lot is small and it was unclear where...

As Chulo has already robustly explained, Climaxxx (formerly The Lexx) is going through a management change and a renovation change. My recent visit in late May (on a friday) was actually during renovation, yet the club was still in operation and business as usual as workers were renovating (gotta...

I reviewed this club just 2 days ago – the prior review was of a Saturday eve visit – this review is of a Thursday afternoon visit. Since this club has recently changed ownership; I wanted to give my impression of my sorta first dayshift visit after the new...

Visited Climaxxx over the Memorial Day Weekend on Saturday 5/23/15 from around 9:30 pm – 11:30 pm - $20 cover (as is the case in most MIA black clubs on weekends); free parking.
[I parked in the empty grass lot on the south-side-of-building/119th-street-side - I was heading north towards the...

Had Monday 3/30/15 afternoon off. Although I’ve been a bit burned out w/ strip-clubbing lately and had been cutting down a bit; I just felt a little antsy and decided to stop by a few clubs that I had not checked out in a while in particular during dayshift.

This...

I arrived here during my lunch break at about 1:30pm. There were already a few cust there, and about 6-8 dancers. Varying in quality, but was approached quickly by a couple of them asking if I wanted to dance or anything. I was approached by a very slim, nice black...

They are doing some upgrading on this club.

The parking lot has been repaved. On a prior review I noted the potholes filled.

I walk in the front door and the doorman who searches you for weapons is now wearing a tuxedo, with vest, minus jacket. It's the afternoon in S...

First time ever to Lexx. No cover charge around 7 pm on a Monday night. Surprised how many customers were already there. It wasn't crowded but probably at 30% of capacity which is a lot for early on a Monday. All black club. The music was ridiculously loud. You could...

Ok was at another club where I fucked a girl last time but inspite of today being one of her scheduled days she didn't appear to be working. Maybe came in after I left maybe that time of the month who knows, so I figured since I was kinda nearby...

Lazy Sunday night - out for a few drinks - after watching the NFL playoffs. Decided it was time to unwind at a strip club. In Miami, we have a ton of good choices but not having been to the Lexx in a while I decided to give...

I started off by attempting to go to the mint lunge but there was not one legal parking space available, so I decided to go back to the only sc I know in Miami_ Club Lex. Even though there was no parking available in the lot I got a...