TD's Eubank Reviews

Decent place in an ok business area of town. Security cameras outside which is a nice touch. Just a note on ABQ, DON'T leave your gps visible AT ALL.. speaking from experience.
$5 cover. They scan your ID into their computers when you walk in and you're wanded...

I stopped by the club on the July 4th holiday for the first time in many years. I have to say that the reality did not meet my expectations. The DJ claimed that there were 20 dancers on shift; I'd be surprised if there were half of that....

Visited on Monday 6/7. Low key, DJ claimed 26 girls avaiable, there weren't that manu people in the whole place counting customers. But the 7-8 girls were ok. Some were very good with make-up on. Drinks were $5.75. Early evening before cover, yielded to records...

Went here the other night not much has changed since the last time I went there. The girls range from a 6-9 scale. You can tell the mileage by the contact on the stage dances. There has always been a girl or two that I take up...

I usually come here for UFC and sporting events. They often times have good drink specials and the atmosphere is pretty laid back. Only problem is that the waitresses are hotter then the dancers! I've never been to the VIP room, but from what I hear, it's a...

This club is the sister club to TD's North, and I think it is a step down from the North Club. Still, it is worth a visit if you are in the area and you may have a better time than I have had there. It is the only club...

I decided to stop by after leaving the other TD's. This does in fact seem to be a bit of a junior varsity to TD's North, at least judging by the facilities and the staff. I didn't stay very long.

When you walk in, they scan your ID into...

Haven't been to TD's Gold in a while, but stopped by cause I was in the neighborhood. They had $2.50 drafts, I'm thinkin about 10-12 ounces.. I'm not sure if this is an every day special though, they were having a fat tuesday promotion going on.. Heh.. Funny thing.. I...

The club itself is similar to many other strip clubs. It has 2 bars, VIP (Meh), and the main stage. The girls dance onstage will usually give you an indication of their mileage. The lap dances are ok again if you want an idea of what she...

What can I say. Some of these ladies just keep me coming back for more. Tds is a nice, clean gentlemen's club with amazingly hot, sexy dancers. I was in on Friday, and I'm already planning my next visit. I spent time with some of the...

Went through ABQ during the holidays and stopped into TD's in the late afternoon. Pretty empty, but that was to be expected given the season and time of day. One girl up on the stage and a few others working the crowded. $10 laps as I recall with plenty of...

This is a great club to visit. I have been many times over the years. You enter and show the bouncer your ID and he pats you down. Then once in the club there are many chairs and tables around the stage and booths in rear. ...

This club is like many other strip clubs in Albuquerque. The club bouncer checks your ID and pats you down usually at the door. Then once inside you can either sit close up to the stage, at tables around the stage or some booths in the rear. ...

Went to TD's because All4's is closed on Sundays. WTF right? There was an all day special, 4 dollar mexican beers.. Not bad. Anyway, most of the dancers were just kind of "eh", not really any that were attractive enough for a dance, except for one, named Candy....

I had not gone to TDs Gold Club in fore ever. Thought I would give it a try. The club is still quiet and not that many girls but are friendly. There is one crazy dancer that you should avoid - older and sells just a little too hard. Met...

I went last night. I had a good time. I spent most of my time in the VIP area but the dances weren't much better that around the stage. Those dances were $25 I believe. Drinks were very expensive. It was $13 for two Coronas. The cover ($8) wasn't to...

Nice place. Clean and gorgeous girls! I was looking for a place to take a lady friend who would like to
experience a lap dance. She was NOT disappointed.

The staff was friendly and the place was clean. I will be going back fo sho! I've tried other places in...

I have been to this club many times. I have always had a great experience here. First off if you go during the day time it is usually free with a 2 drink min or food order. Also, they don't seem to harass you if you buy...

I have been to this club many times and if you get the right dancer it can be a lot of fun. Girls are generally relaxed and some are quite lenient. Sasha is one of my favorites. She will hang out with you if you by her drinks, they...

Not the best looking dancers in ABQ, the ones by I-25 are a bit more upscale, but also more restrictive. This club has a more laid back approach. The stage was constantly occupied with dancers. Each dancer only is on for one song, so if you want...

The club is a strip club that has nothing special but nothing annoying. The club has a great set up and all girls are more than friendly. It takes time but there are some great dancers that very hot and very real. Worth the trip every time.

All prices are...

The best striclub club in Abq. The girls will sit and talk without pressure. 10$ lap dances are the best i've had in ABQ. Good cheap food too. I recommend getting dances from the ones you think look good, then finding one or two to stick with....

This club was the best club in Albuquerque and it better now. One stage with continuous dancers. The dancers will all remove the top if you tip them a $1 or so at the stage. The lap dances are $10 and the down stairs VIP is $20/dance. The upstairs VIP...

I've been coming in a bit more lately, and with good reason. The girls have been much hotter, and the dances are the same. Sometimes it's hard to get a drink, but the the girls have been so good, I haven't cared. There are some great drink...

Really enjoyed my visit. Used their Internet coupon to get in. Bottled beer is $3, may be only for that night, but it was a great deal. Had Taylor danced for me several times, at $10 each out in the table area. Took her back to the VIP for several...