TD's Eubank Reviews

Great club. There are two stages although usually only one is used. The dances are topless. The girls are usually quite attractive, most are natural and most are white. You can tip at the stage, often a good sign about the quality and also a way to get the dancers...

Visited around 5 on Friday afternoon after a dissapointing visit at TDs North which was extremely loud and busy but had very few hot strippers. By comparison, walking into Tds Eubank was a very relaxing experience, plenty of customers but something about the layout and vibe made it feel more...

Wednesday afternoon. Lots of girls, about half of them hispanic if that's your thing. Really no drop dead knockouts. Probably would have left without getting any dances if it weren't for "Jodene," a blond from Spain. Nice curvy body, soft skin, pretty eyes, small tits. Got a bunch of private...

Friday afternoon, lots of customers. The main change i noticed is that table dances are now $10 and vip room is $20. If you go upstairs it is also $20 but $25 to get in (they call the upstairs the champagne room). Anyway, used to be $7 and $12, then...

I liked this place. For $15 a pop the dancers will give you a very good grind with some serious boobs in the eyes. Mr. Happy will enjoy the grind as well. There is some limited two way contact allowed by some, but the dancers I met were pretty keen...

Went in this past Saturday about noon. Maybe I was there too early but there were hardly any dancers(maybe 4-5). I stayed until about 2pm with no new dancers seeming to come in. The club still looks nice inside. The atmosphere was pretty weak. Probably due to the fact of...

Afternoon visit. Girls range from downright unattractive to very hot with most right in the middle. Lots of races, sizes, styles from goth looking to bubbly blond to black. Lots of spanish girls too. Quality of girls is a lot higher than what I've seen at Knockouts lately but probably...

Went to the Showclub on a recent weekend afternoon. I paid my $3 cover and found a seat against a back wall to observe, this being my first time in an Albuquerque club. The dancers were doing one-song sets, and tipping at the stage brought a fair bit...

Had a good time on a recent afternoon after striking out for over a year. Met a stunningly beauitful girl by the name of Monica- went upstairs with her for quite a while. Gorgeous face, slender curves, soft skin, probably mostly white and 1/4 spanish at most. She was just...

Probably the premier club in the Duke City. It had been awhile since I visited. $5 cover is a bit steep, but get the month pass for $7. Table Dances are $7, but most of the ladies try to get $10 out of you, be careful if...

I was here last Friday night, Cinco de Mayo. I asked one of the dancers and found out that I was there between the after work rush and the late night partying. They have a good range of girls, all but a few I would pay for dances...

this is a typical no touch club with the hottest chicks around. It is only topless so don't expect much other than looking a fantastic bodies. I am amazed at the quality of girls for this size of city. By far the best girls in town. ...

If you like a nonpretentious earthy atmosphere, reasonably comfortable club, and aren't particular about looks, this is your club. Prior to entry, patrons are wanded for weapons. Once inside, fairly spacious 1st floor(2nd floor $25 entry fee VIP) with 1 main and 1 smaller stage. Both stages have 12-15' poles,...

Went on friday afternoon last week. Surprised at how busy it was around 1,30 but it eventually slowed down as the late lunch people went back to work. They had a cheap lunch buffet going. I was dissapointed in the quality of the ladies and didn't see anyone I cared...

Now called TD's Gold Club. The name changed but the place stayed the same. Had a decent dance with Sherri. the say it is 7.50 but I pay 10 for dances on the floor. The VIP room can have some good mileage if you are up...

It is the best club in Albuququere. They now have a $2.00 cover in the day, but that is oK. Go during the day. The cocktail waitresses will dance in the VIp during slow days and that is sometimes the best time that you will have. ...

It was expenseive, but clean and decent. The girls were not great looking but not bad either. 2 dollar cover charge, 6.50 for a beer. Lap dances upstairs started with a 20 dollar entrance fee and 20 dollars per dance. I had a nice, great looking...

Stopped by here some time ago. Got frisked at the door, which didn't inspire confidence. Room was very dark, but the talent was generally good, range 5-8. Got 2 dances at my table from 2 different dancers, and asked one back to VIP. Not bad, but...

Now TD's on Eubank is called TD's "Gold"? Give me a break. This has always been the dumpier, lower class of the 2 TD's clubs here in Albuquerque. I guess the owners think giving it a classy sounding name will help. But he last time I was there, the doormen...

The two TD's in Albuquerque are probably the premier clubs in town. TD's Eubank, now known as TD's Gold, has three stages..two downstairs, one upstairs. The upstairs also has a bar; but the upstairs is only open on busy nights. Plenty of flat screen's; but the eye...

stopped by late afternoon on sunday. they were running a cheap all you can eat buffet for $2 or so. pretty quiet but decent mix of girls. lap dances are $7, vip room is now $15, and the super private upstairs is $25 to enter and then $15 a song....

I visited this club about 2 weeks ago during an early evening lull in responsibilities. When I walked into the club, the was a dancer called Lucky on one of the smaller stages. I would judger her to be around 35 Y/o and in very good shape. She...

I was all set to cut this place loose, but I decided to give it one last chance. I've been going to TDs since it opened, and I always enjoyed it. I moved away for a few years, and when I came back, i was pretty disappointed. The...

Went on Friday night 25 Feb and there was a $7 cover probably due to the porn star being on site selling polaroids and doing dances. Overall, the ladies were 5 to 7 quality with one or two 8s. Probably all local ladies. Did get a decent mileage but...

This place rocks! The girls are very friendly, not pushy. Full bar and food. The managers and staff are great. The table dances are pretty popular for $10, but more fun can be had upstairs in the VIP. $20 to get up there and then $30 per dance, but...