Brandi's Exotic Nightclub Reviews

This place is a complete joke.

A $15 drink is about 1/8" of booze in a glass.

There are some good-looking ladies, but you can't get anywhere near them. The bouncers are busy giving you lap dances while the dancers are across the room. The music's too loud, the smoke...

Brandi's is located on the 5th floor, you'd have to take the elevator up. You're being recorded right when you're in front of the club and there's camera in the elevator. Guys have to check in their coats. They take a picture of everyone who enters and...

Visiting from Los Angeles.
Canada isn't the place for strip clubs. If there are good ones they are underground. The culture towards clubs is different up here. It's more of a "date night" or almost "Vegas show spectacle" than a seduction. There's one girl at a...

Made another trip to Brandi's on the Sunday before Canada day. I have been on a number of other sundays, and usually it is a good day to go, but today it was for the most part disappointing. There was only one girl actually walking around the floor asking for...

This place is in a decent area central to downtown. If you're heading there, it's an easy walk from most hotels, and after 11pm, they have a line of taxies in case you don't feel good walking downtown in empty streets. It's located on the 5th floor, which...

Girls are very attractive and are some are really good pole dancers. Some cirque du sole sh$t. Expensive drinks, expensive dancers. The place was reaaly crowded and I was surprised they didn't have more dancers. It took me a while to get some attention, and...

The good:
You can drink… buy bottled beer to make sure you getting your money's worth.
There are some excellent dancers who have some real skill on the pole.


The Bad:
I find the floor girls pushy, money hungry and if you don't want to pay for a private dance they are...

Found myself in Vancouver on business and as luck would have it my hotel was located right next door to Brandis.
This strip club is located in a nice safe part of Vancouver with lots of people around. It is odd that you have to take an elevator to the...

Brandi's is located in a very safe section of Vancouver's CBD. At first I thought it was a regular nightclub since there was a rather long line of women and men waiting to get in. At some points in line there were more women than men waiting to get in!...

My wife and I found ourselves in Vancouver for a few days last March, and after dinner downtown she decided that we should go to. Brandi's. We entered a nondescript office building and boarded an elevator with a bunch of frat guys. The elevator opened into the...

Hadn't been to Brandi's in a while so after a few drinks in the new restaurant/bar below I thought I'd check it out and see if it had got better/worse/different since last time. You will have your ID scanned and be "wanded" before entry. $15 CAD cover, mandatory...

Good place to go with the guys or a mixed group with girls. The stage shows are quite good and the staff there are friendly. All the tables on the sides have a charge of $100 on Friday/Sat nights, but are free the rest of the week. Lap dances are...

Went to Brandis on a Wednesday night in Vancouver. Location is downtown. You have to take an elevator up to the 4th floor - bypass the massage parlor on the way up. The club is well lit and nice seating and stage area. The caliber of...

Headed here for the first time on a Sunday before New Years. Visited the No.5 Orange prior to that also for the first time but was kind of turned off by the grunginess. Heard there was a mandatory dress code but decided to try our luck.

Got in around...

As the last person who reviewed Brandy's, it seems strange that I am now giving it another review. I had previously been going to Brandy's in the winter, which apparently makes a difference. Monday in July is not an ideal time to go to this strip club. The girls patrolling...

My first visit to Brandy's was on a random weekday at around midnight, during one of my frequent business trips to Vancouver. Their website said they were open until either 2 or 3 AM, so i figured I would just see some stage dances and scope the place out to...

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub is in an unassuming commercial building above the first floor. After walking past a sketchy group of dudes, my girlfriend and I rode the elevator to the third floor. We checked our coats and walked into a room with very loud typical club music.

The main room...

My first time visit to Brandi's was just like many of the other posts. To enter the club, you take an elevator to the 5th floor. The entry way where the elevator is looks standard and plain which had me confused briefly. But when the door opened the button are...

Most of the dancers here are pretty hot. The shows on stage are the highlight... they are better than any strip club I've seen. The girls won't really stick around to chat. They will ask if you want a private show and move on if you say know. Once you...

Dances are 50 bucks each! But then you know you can get half an hour for 150. Nice looking girls, but not gorgeous. Got some dances from an American girl, no touching from my side, but she did touch me. Not too much of an experience. Then an Hungarian girl...

In a word, sucks. In a few more words, "SUX big fat donkey dongs"

A few observations:

1. Opens at 8pm, not 7pm. I showed up a little after 8 thinking the evening might be getting started. Noticed the different opening time when I went in but figured I could scope out...

I had been to Brandi's several times before and was usually pissed at the high cost low benefits of the place. This week, I went up with the mindset that I would pay the cover, have a beer and call it a night. I arrived just before midnight...

Definitely couples friendly - went with my wife and we had a great time (mostly). We alternated between a table and the rail and my wife got a ton of attention at the rail. We never were approached for a private dance (probably due to my wife) which was fine...

If this is the best Vancouver has...skip it.... save your money for vegas guys. Stopped by looking for employment as a dancer. Maybe I'm spoiled or just way too experienced but I really can't recommend this club to anyone, because I've worked all over the US and Eastern Canada i...

Pretty good experience all around. $15 cover charge to get in. $40 per dance. Beer around $7.50 per bottle. Dancer on stage on 3 song rotation, fully clothed, then topless, then nude. Girls will come round and ask if you want a dance from time...