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The Woods Cabaret
15038 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552
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mongoose70
vip member
published 6 mos ago
Low Expectations, High Satisfaction! I'll be back.
Being a recent transplant gringo, post tourist season, I wondered if places would be friendly and I rarely would go on a Saturday night but the place I tried on a Thursday (Las Chgicas Locas,…
jimtfft
vip member
published 2 yrs ago
Good experience at a mid-tier club
The Woods Cabaret, La Feria The Woods is on the eastbound frontage road near mile marker 171 on I-2. Don't be surprised if you have to do an extra loop as the eastbound exit is…
NonsensicalElixer
California
published 2 yrs ago
Good topless only club near Harlingen
Personally, I prefer fully nude as I'm not much of a drinker, however it is a good topless-only strip club near Harlingen. Entry was $10, beers were around $6 and sodas were $3. Lapdances are…
WildIndigoHorse
Mid-Life-Crisis are Real
published 3 yrs ago
Friday Night Lights =)))
After visiting stillettos in Brownsville and jaguars next door, this place was the best of the three. Don't get carried away, this is one of the better clubs in the region but it's nothing…
rogertex
Texas
published 6 yrs ago
New club. New energy. Mid scale.
Was driving from McAllen to South Padre and saw this club on the freeway. I said why not. It's right off Hwy 83 (a.k.a. IH 2) immediately after a used car dealership. Easy to find. About…
Kaykay115
rejected 4 yrs ago
Love it
Always have had a great time with my husband. Fun place to drink after getting out of work. Owners are amazing and dancers are respectful. 10/10 would recommend even if you just want a drink,…
Dadsy11204
rejected 2 yrs ago
Great place
Great club! So many hot girls here and the lap dances are private and only $20. Kitty is one girl that I find so hot there.
tuscl
A catch-all account
rejected 2 yrs ago
good place, but quite during the week
Good place to go too, went at opening hours on a thursday. Very calm, only 2 or 3 strippers at that time though.
The normal parrie dog
rejected 2 yrs ago
Good first experience
First time there, only a few dancer in the beginning but later in the night it turned up a notch. The dancers were friendly most good looking only 2 who I felt were not up…
The normal parrie dog
rejected 2 yrs ago
An eloquent review from a curious fellow.
First time there, only around 3 dancers till around 10 pm where the other 8 dancer showed up. The dancers were friendly most good looking only 2 who I felt were not up to standard.…
Slade42
rejected 9 mos ago
It’s okay
The place is okay. The place has good vibes just to hang out at and the women were okay nothing special
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