The Woods Cabaret
15038 W Expy 83
Harlingen, TX 78552
Reviews
Submit a ReviewLow Expectations, High Satisfaction! I'll be back.
Being a recent transplant gringo, post tourist season, I wondered if places would be friendly and I rarely would go on a Saturday night but the place I tried on a Thursday (Las Chgicas Locas,…
mongoose70
Apr 28, 2025, 1:21 PM
Good experience at a mid-tier club
The Woods Cabaret, La Feria
The Woods is on the eastbound frontage road near mile marker 171 on I-2. Don't be surprised if you have to do an extra loop as the eastbound exit is…
jimtfft
Mar 27, 2023, 1:24 AM
Good topless only club near Harlingen
Personally, I prefer fully nude as I'm not much of a drinker, however it is a good topless-only strip club near Harlingen. Entry was $10, beers were around $6 and sodas were $3. Lapdances are…
NonsensicalElixer
Jan 27, 2023, 4:21 AM
Friday Night Lights =)))
After visiting stillettos in Brownsville and jaguars next door, this place was the best of the three. Don't get carried away, this is one of the better clubs in the region but it's nothing…
WildIndigoHorse
Feb 15, 2022, 2:40 AM
New club. New energy. Mid scale.
Was driving from McAllen to South Padre and saw this club on the freeway. I said why not.
It's right off Hwy 83 (a.k.a. IH 2) immediately after a used car dealership. Easy to find.
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rogertex
Aug 25, 2019, 3:26 PM


