The Woods Cabaret
15038 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552

Good experience at a mid-tier club

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jimtfft
Mar 27, 2023, 1:24 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

The Woods Cabaret, La Feria

The Woods is on the eastbound frontage road near mile marker 171 on I-2. Don't be surprised if you have to do an extra loop as the eastbound exit is just past the club.

I arrived Friday about 5:15 pm and took one of the many parking spots that surround 3 sides of the building, majority is in the back. Building is on a corner with entrances off both streets, otherwise a tall wall blocks the view of parked cars from the streets. Paid $10 entry fee and walked through a metal detector. A couple turns in a hallway and you are in the club with a small bar on the right then a doorway with no door leading to bathrooms and private dance area. Bathroom was clean with 2 urinals and 2 completely private stalls and Listerine. Private dance area has about 12 cubicles with 6' high walls on 3 sides and a bench with cushion to sit on, but I find those tend to slip as I extend my body like being in a recliner.

I would call it a mid-tier club which seemed clean and did not have torn furniture. It is medium sized with a main and a small stage. Bottle of Miller Lite was $7 for me and for a dancer. Only about 4 customers and 4 dancers at that time. Dancer says it picks up about 10:30. I found 2 of the dancers attractive and had 3 private dances with each at $20 per. Both started by exposing her breasts and allowed/encouraged fondling. On the second song both allowed kitty rubbing over and under clothes and provided a fair amount of over the pants stroking. I considered this good two-way contact. I was not looking for oral or FS, so did not push for that. I also liked that at the end of each song they gave the number for the next –“Would you like a third song?”

Music was overly loud rap, especially for an almost empty club. Youngest customers were about 40. Overall a nice experience.

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