The Woods Cabaret
15038 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552

New club. New energy. Mid scale.

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rogertex
Aug 25, 2019, 3:26 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Was driving from McAllen to South Padre and saw this club on the freeway. I said why not.

It's right off Hwy 83 (a.k.a. IH 2) immediately after a used car dealership. Easy to find.

About 5 miles before hitting Harlingen.

Plenty of parking when I arrived - early evening. No charge to park. The place is small - looks like a single family home. Paid $10 cover. Inside layout is simple. Main stage is in center of the club with table chairs around it. Small stage with one pole. Dancers did 3 songs - topless.

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