The Men's Gallery Reviews

Went along on a Saturday night, after the football, so was very busy.

The quality of girls here is amazing, best in Melbourne by far. They are all pretty friendly, some can be a bit pushy, and if you aren't interested in a dance straight up, they'll mostly be OK with...

Context:
I went here on a Monday night around 8 pm… which isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I was in town and determined to try to see some of the local options. It wasn’t the worst experience, but it was somewhat disappoint given the laws in Victoria.

Location:
The club...

I will have to go back, I had a dance with a stunning little brunette called Maggie.
She was incredible, girls are not pushy and its a very relaxed place. Some really beautiful women there.

I went fairly early, around 8pm so there were not a lot of patrons or women about,...

This place had potential, but i kept getting interrupted by a less than pleasant girl when i was starting to relax and the hottest girl there was blatantly just trying to finish her shift. i had some nice drinks, chilled and got dances from some nice girls, and overall...

I will attempt to write an honest and objective review so you can make a well-informed decision.

~ There are 2 stories. At the bottom are just normal platforms with girls, but the top story has a bigger stage with main performances.

~ Speaking of main performances... come here if you want...

I will be totally upfront. I have been going to Melbourne strip clubs for about 20 years and had Mens Gallery at the bottom of my list after a few disappointing clinical no-touch experiences that drained the wallet and I considered there was better action elsewhere. But after a few...

The best strip club I've ever been to. Just like many other strip clubs, it is quite dark inside but there are some areas that are better lit than others. There are a lot of sections to get a lap dance at this strip club; they range from your standard...

As I'm from Sydney, I always, always, always try to visit a club when I'm in Melbourne on business. Even on this trip which was only one lousy night, I managed to squeeze a trip into my schedule (it's actually a priority to me!). It's a priority because the laws...

Visited this place in Melbourne one afternoon. Easy to get to in a safe area, near regular businesses and quite busy. Friendly entry, about $7 fee. Coupons provided for free entry next time. No compulsion to buy a drink. Has very much a bar-type feel. Club was dark but...

Cover cost around $10 but it goes up to $20 after 9pm I think. There are 2 levels. The bottom floor has 3 tables (1 that has 2 girls dancing on it and the other 2 have 1 girl dance on each). A different girl dances every 15min. Upstairs has...

I visited Mens Gallery on a Friday getting there at around 5pm
There was a bouncer out the front and a very cute chick at reception.
Cover charge was $7.50 ( I think it goes up if you get there later ).
Entering the club it seemed kind of dark. ...

I was in Melbourne on some business and decided to try out the local strip club scene. Being from the US and having a set notion of what defines a club there, I was interested to see how a club in Oz fairs. I had intended to go to Goldfingers,...

Dropped in to Mens Gallery late on a Thursday and found it was "Penthouse night"...not that there were any models I recognized from the magazine.

Quite a number of quality girls...brushed a few private show offers and concentrated on warming up with some brews...started chatting to one of the girls on...

Was in town for business and had a weekend so I decided to check out the local scenery. This club was clean and quiet. Saturday afternoon so not a lot going on and the dancers were willing to talk and socialize a bit and not do the "I only want...

In Melbourne on business and decided to pop in early evening to see what's up. Very quiet with around 5 girls and less than 10 customers. The girls range from 6 to 9, and I had a couple of dances which were strictly no touching, though with a bit of...

Just got back and had a good time. Stayed from about 7pm till 11:30pm and there were a good selection of ladies to talk to and get dances from. The stage is the teaser for private dances, g-strings and bras on the stage, nude in the private booths. $20 for...

this is the best nightclub in melbourne not to mention they got the most beautiful and friendly staff (that include the bar girls and waitesses as well as the dancers). they even got some of the best cooks in town. so get in there even though you just wanna have...

Went there Thursday night. The girls were very pretty; 8's and 9's; so that part was great. But, the place was really crowded, and if you did a lapdance you might as well have been up on the stage; lots of lights, lots of people; no privacy at...