The Men's Gallery
589 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3004, Australia*
Reviews
Submit a ReviewMelbourne stop #5
Melbourne, VIC. Wednesday night after midnight. Walked up from Bar 20. Walk on up guy at the front, ID check and cover 15 AUD. Walk on in. The first room here the bathrooms are here…
1 commentslast: 3 wks ago(mjx01)
Muddy
Nov 15, 2025, 2:59 PM
Disneyland for adults
Went along on a Saturday night, after the football, so was very busy.
The quality of girls here is amazing, best in Melbourne by far. They are all pretty friendly, some can be a bit pushy,…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(mjx01)
munged_it
May 19, 2024, 5:04 PM
Viable (barely)… with proper expectations
Context:
I went here on a Monday night around 8 pm… which isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I was in town and determined to try to see some of the local options. It wasn’t the…
mjx01
Dec 22, 2023, 8:58 AM
Worth the trip
I will have to go back, I had a dance with a stunning little brunette called Maggie.
She was incredible, girls are not pushy and its a very relaxed place. Some really beautiful women there.
I went…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Cisco1978)
Cisco1978
Sep 7, 2019, 8:47 AM
mixed feelings
This place had potential, but i kept getting interrupted by a less than pleasant girl when i was starting to relax and the hottest girl there was blatantly just trying to finish her shift.…
thereview
Apr 20, 2017, 7:24 PM
Men's gallery review
I will attempt to write an honest and objective review so you can make a well-informed decision.
~ There are 2 stories. At the bottom are just normal platforms with girls, but the top story has…
olmaz
Mar 24, 2017, 5:52 AM
Better Experience
I will be totally upfront. I have been going to Melbourne strip clubs for about 20 years and had Mens Gallery at the bottom of my list after a few disappointing clinical no-touch experiences that…
sleuth
Mar 21, 2017, 4:18 PM
My type of gallery
The best strip club I've ever been to. Just like many other strip clubs, it is quite dark inside but there are some areas that are better lit than others. There are a lot of…
Conor
Nov 13, 2016, 12:00 AM
As I'm from Sydney, I always,...
As I'm from Sydney, I always, always, always try to visit a club when I'm in Melbourne on business. Even on this trip which was only one lousy night, I managed to squeeze a trip…
marc5
Nov 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
Visited this place in Melbourne one...
Visited this place in Melbourne one afternoon. Easy to get to in a safe area, near regular businesses and quite busy. Friendly entry, about $7 fee. Coupons provided for free entry next time. No…
Skermy
Sep 27, 2014, 12:00 AM
Cover cost around $10 but it...
Cover cost around $10 but it goes up to $20 after 9pm I think. There are 2 levels. The bottom floor has 3 tables (1 that has 2 girls dancing on it and the other…
Lychee
Apr 7, 2014, 12:00 AM
I visited Mens Gallery on a...
I visited Mens Gallery on a Friday getting there at around 5pm
There was a bouncer out the front and a very cute chick at reception.
Cover charge was $7.50 ( I think it goes…
plunko
Dec 25, 2012, 12:00 AM


