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The Men's Gallery
589 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3004, Australia*

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  • review
    a month ago
    Disneyland for adults
    Went along on a Saturday night, after the football, so was very busy. The quality of girls here is amazing, best in Melbourne by far. They are all pretty friendly, some can be a bit...
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    mjx01
  • review
    6 months ago
    Viable (barely)… with proper expectations
    Context: I went here on a Monday night around 8 pm… which isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I was in town and determined to try to see some of the local options. It wasn’t...
    mjx01
    Aspiring Global Hound
  • review
    5 years ago
    Worth the trip
    I will have to go back, I had a dance with a stunning little brunette called Maggie. She was incredible, girls are not pushy and its a very relaxed place. Some really beautiful women there. I...
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    5 years ago

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    Cisco1978
  • review
    7 years ago
    mixed feelings
    This place had potential, but i kept getting interrupted by a less than pleasant girl when i was starting to relax and the hottest girl there was blatantly just trying to finish her shift....
    thereview
    Maryland
  • review
    7 years ago
    Men's gallery review
    I will attempt to write an honest and objective review so you can make a well-informed decision. ~ There are 2 stories. At the bottom are just normal platforms with girls, but the top story...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Better Experience
    I will be totally upfront. I have been going to Melbourne strip clubs for about 20 years and had Mens Gallery at the bottom of my list after a few disappointing clinical no-touch experiences...
    sleuth
    Tasmania
  • review
    8 years ago
    My type of gallery
    The best strip club I've ever been to. Just like many other strip clubs, it is quite dark inside but there are some areas that are better lit than others. There are a lot...
  • review
    10 years ago
    As I'm from Sydney, I always,...
    As I'm from Sydney, I always, always, always try to visit a club when I'm in Melbourne on business. Even on this trip which was only one lousy night, I managed to squeeze a...
    marc5
    New South Wales
  • review
    10 years ago
    Visited this place in Melbourne one...
    Visited this place in Melbourne one afternoon. Easy to get to in a safe area, near regular businesses and quite busy. Friendly entry, about $7 fee. Coupons provided for free entry next time....
  • review
    10 years ago
    Cover cost around $10 but it...
    Cover cost around $10 but it goes up to $20 after 9pm I think. There are 2 levels. The bottom floor has 3 tables (1 that has 2 girls dancing on it and the...
  • review
    12 years ago
    I visited Mens Gallery on a...
    I visited Mens Gallery on a Friday getting there at around 5pm There was a bouncer out the front and a very cute chick at reception. Cover charge was $7.50 ( I think it...
  • review
    12 years ago
    I was in Melbourne on some...
    I was in Melbourne on some business and decided to try out the local strip club scene. Being from the US and having a set notion of what defines a club there, I was...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Dropped in to Mens Gallery late...
    Dropped in to Mens Gallery late on a Thursday and found it was "Penthouse night"...not that there were any models I recognized from the magazine. Quite a number of quality girls...brushed a few private show...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Was in town for business and...
    Was in town for business and had a weekend so I decided to check out the local scenery. This club was clean and quiet. Saturday afternoon so not a lot going on and the...
  • review
    14 years ago
    In Melbourne on business and decided...
    In Melbourne on business and decided to pop in early evening to see what's up. Very quiet with around 5 girls and less than 10 customers. The girls range from 6 to 9, and...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    17 years ago
    Just got back and had a...
    Just got back and had a good time. Stayed from about 7pm till 11:30pm and there were a good selection of ladies to talk to and get dances from. The stage is the teaser...
    wilbur59
    Massachusetts
  • review
    18 years ago
    this is the best nightclub in...
    this is the best nightclub in melbourne not to mention they got the most beautiful and friendly staff (that include the bar girls and waitesses as well as the dancers). they even got some...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Went there Thursday night. The...
    Went there Thursday night. The girls were very pretty; 8's and 9's; so that part was great. But, the place was really crowded, and if you did a lapdance you might as...
    mrmerlin
    Florida