The Men's Gallery

Melbourne, Victoria

The Men's Gallery Reviews

• review

  6 months ago
  Disneyland for adults

  Went along on a Saturday night, after the football, so was very busy. The quality of girls here is amazing, best in Melbourne by far. They are all pretty friendly, some can be a bit...
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  6 months ago

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  mjx01
  munged_it
• review

  10 months ago
  Viable (barely)… with proper expectations

  Context: I went here on a Monday night around 8 pm… which isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I was in town and determined to try to see some of the local options. It wasn’t...
  mjx01

  Aspiring Global Hound
• review

  5 years ago
  Worth the trip

  I will have to go back, I had a dance with a stunning little brunette called Maggie. She was incredible, girls are not pushy and its a very relaxed place. Some really beautiful women there. I...
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  5 years ago

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  Cisco1978
  Cisco1978
• review

  8 years ago
  mixed feelings

  This place had potential, but i kept getting interrupted by a less than pleasant girl when i was starting to relax and the hottest girl there was blatantly just trying to finish her shift....
  thereview

  Maryland
• review

  8 years ago
  Men's gallery review

  I will attempt to write an honest and objective review so you can make a well-informed decision. ~ There are 2 stories. At the bottom are just normal platforms with girls, but the top story...
  olmaz
• review

  8 years ago
  Better Experience

  I will be totally upfront. I have been going to Melbourne strip clubs for about 20 years and had Mens Gallery at the bottom of my list after a few disappointing clinical no-touch experiences...
  sleuth

  Tasmania
• review

  8 years ago
  My type of gallery

  The best strip club I've ever been to. Just like many other strip clubs, it is quite dark inside but there are some areas that are better lit than others. There are a lot...
  Conor
• review

  10 years ago
  As I'm from Sydney, I always,...

  As I'm from Sydney, I always, always, always try to visit a club when I'm in Melbourne on business. Even on this trip which was only one lousy night, I managed to squeeze a...
  marc5

  New South Wales
• review

  10 years ago
  Visited this place in Melbourne one...

  Visited this place in Melbourne one afternoon. Easy to get to in a safe area, near regular businesses and quite busy. Friendly entry, about $7 fee. Coupons provided for free entry next time....
  Skermy
• review

  11 years ago
  Cover cost around $10 but it...

  Cover cost around $10 but it goes up to $20 after 9pm I think. There are 2 levels. The bottom floor has 3 tables (1 that has 2 girls dancing on it and the...
  Lychee
• review

  12 years ago
  I visited Mens Gallery on a...

  I visited Mens Gallery on a Friday getting there at around 5pm There was a bouncer out the front and a very cute chick at reception. Cover charge was $7.50 ( I think it...
  plunko
• review

  13 years ago
  I was in Melbourne on some...

  I was in Melbourne on some business and decided to try out the local strip club scene. Being from the US and having a set notion of what defines a club there, I was...
  azman999
• review

  13 years ago
  Dropped in to Mens Gallery late...

  Dropped in to Mens Gallery late on a Thursday and found it was "Penthouse night"...not that there were any models I recognized from the magazine. Quite a number of quality girls...brushed a few private show...
  mutley
• review

  14 years ago
  Was in town for business and...

  Was in town for business and had a weekend so I decided to check out the local scenery. This club was clean and quiet. Saturday afternoon so not a lot going on and the...
  vetteguy
• review

  15 years ago
  In Melbourne on business and decided...

  In Melbourne on business and decided to pop in early evening to see what's up. Very quiet with around 5 girls and less than 10 customers. The girls range from 6 to 9, and...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  17 years ago
  Just got back and had a...

  Just got back and had a good time. Stayed from about 7pm till 11:30pm and there were a good selection of ladies to talk to and get dances from. The stage is the teaser...
  wilbur59

  Massachusetts
• review

  18 years ago
  this is the best nightclub in...

  this is the best nightclub in melbourne not to mention they got the most beautiful and friendly staff (that include the bar girls and waitesses as well as the dancers). they even got some...
  vmanbomber
• review

  20 years ago
  Went there Thursday night. The...

  Went there Thursday night. The girls were very pretty; 8's and 9's; so that part was great. But, the place was really crowded, and if you did a lapdance you might as...
  mrmerlin

  Florida