Reviews

Melbourne, VIC. Wednesday night after midnight. Walked up from Bar 20. Walk on up guy at the front, ID check and cover 15 AUD. Walk on in. The first room here the bathrooms are here…

Went along on a Saturday night, after the football, so was very busy. The quality of girls here is amazing, best in Melbourne by far. They are all pretty friendly, some can be a bit pushy,…

Context: I went here on a Monday night around 8 pm… which isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I was in town and determined to try to see some of the local options. It wasn’t the…

I will have to go back, I had a dance with a stunning little brunette called Maggie. She was incredible, girls are not pushy and its a very relaxed place. Some really beautiful women there. I went…

This place had potential, but i kept getting interrupted by a less than pleasant girl when i was starting to relax and the hottest girl there was blatantly just trying to finish her shift.…

I will attempt to write an honest and objective review so you can make a well-informed decision. ~ There are 2 stories. At the bottom are just normal platforms with girls, but the top story has…

I will be totally upfront. I have been going to Melbourne strip clubs for about 20 years and had Mens Gallery at the bottom of my list after a few disappointing clinical no-touch experiences that…

The best strip club I've ever been to. Just like many other strip clubs, it is quite dark inside but there are some areas that are better lit than others. There are a lot of…

As I'm from Sydney, I always, always, always try to visit a club when I'm in Melbourne on business. Even on this trip which was only one lousy night, I managed to squeeze a trip…

Visited this place in Melbourne one afternoon. Easy to get to in a safe area, near regular businesses and quite busy. Friendly entry, about $7 fee. Coupons provided for free entry next time. No…

Cover cost around $10 but it goes up to $20 after 9pm I think. There are 2 levels. The bottom floor has 3 tables (1 that has 2 girls dancing on it and the other…

I visited Mens Gallery on a Friday getting there at around 5pm There was a bouncer out the front and a very cute chick at reception. Cover charge was $7.50 ( I think it goes…

I was in Melbourne on some business and decided to try out the local strip club scene. Being from the US and having a set notion of what defines a club there, I was interested…

Dropped in to Mens Gallery late on a Thursday and found it was "Penthouse night"...not that there were any models I recognized from the magazine. Quite a number of quality girls...brushed a few private show offers…

Was in town for business and had a weekend so I decided to check out the local scenery. This club was clean and quiet. Saturday afternoon so not a lot going on and the dancers…

In Melbourne on business and decided to pop in early evening to see what's up. Very quiet with around 5 girls and less than 10 customers. The girls range from 6 to 9, and I…

Just got back and had a good time. Stayed from about 7pm till 11:30pm and there were a good selection of ladies to talk to and get dances from. The stage is the teaser for…

this is the best nightclub in melbourne not to mention they got the most beautiful and friendly staff (that include the bar girls and waitesses as well as the dancers). they even got some of…

Went there Thursday night. The girls were very pretty; 8's and 9's; so that part was great. But, the place was really crowded, and if you did a lapdance you might as well…