The Men's Gallery
589 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3004, Australia*

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sleuth
Mar 21, 2017, 4:18 PM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

I will be totally upfront. I have been going to Melbourne strip clubs for about 20 years and had Mens Gallery at the bottom of my list after a few disappointing clinical no-touch experiences that drained the wallet and I considered there was better action elsewhere. But after a few dud experiences at the other Melbourne strip clubs I decided to give it another try. Two tries in fact over two nights. To say it has been a revelation would be an under statement. A couple of glorious nights.

The venue itself hasn't changed since the day it opened although on busy nights the upstairs opens and it has had a few versions. A big stage with continuous shows over the weekend is a pleasant pass time between dances and some real class acts occur not infrequently. Drinks are a little pricey but drinking is not the priority.

Dancer quality is excellent. For some reason ex-MG dancers run it down big time. Too much stage work, too many rules, too many dancers and hours are too long. They are being too harsh. But in the afternoon if there is only one customer they have to climb on stage and perform. Could be annoying I guess.

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