Kittens Cabaret

I went to the club Saturday night around 930. There were not a lot of customers, most of them have a girl sitting with. Several girls standing by the bar, constantly two…

I stopped in this club around 6 pm, before I had to get downtown for dinner. But before I went into Kittens, I stopped in the bar next door to have…

I was here last Wednesday at about 8:30 pm. Nice selection of girls, many different races and types to choose from. I really appreciate the bar next door, though I wish…

Stopped by on a Friday at about 10:00 pm. After having a beer in the next door bar (nice touch), I entered the club and sat near one of the stages.…

Came here at 2:30 pm on Saturday. First stop from the airport. The bar next door and the restaurant there are perfect. Had couple of cocktails there before stepping in. $5 cola.…

This is the first of a few reviews I will post re: Seattle clubs. I was there on a Monday evening around 9:00 - 11:30pm. Place was pretty dead in…

Went to Kittens on a Sunday night, honestly not expecting much. The place is pretty much a dive. There was one dancer at a time on the "stage", a barely elevated area…

This review covers a couple of trips in a weeks time. Both visits were in the afternoon. First visit, the dancers were all unknown to me. Second visit, a couple of…

I have to say it, Kittens is a club with possibilities... but it would be better if they hired more attractive dancers and change from the Washingtonian line of 'Do you want…

They have some attractive girls just like any strip club should. But oh boy, I've talked to a few girls here and as horrible as this sounds. Most of them smell like…

I came in around 10:30 PM on Sunday 6/25 and the doorman said there were 6 dancers working. I stayed for 30 minutes just to see the rotation and to see if…

This was my first visit. The club was not very busy, expected for a Monday night I would guess. There were dancers out all of the time. Two were on the poles and…

Kittens is really a hit or miss club. I've been to the club 4 times over the past two years and have had more positive experiences than negative. 1st trip: Wednesday late evening Great…

Made another daytime stop figuring you can't go too wrong for the $5 entry (no cover, just the drink). Was close to end of workday so probably 5 customers and 6…

I know Mondays near closing are slow but I decided to check it out. $10 for cover, $5 for a drink (no alcohol of course). 5 girls at most were there. 2…

I never tried to visit this place in the late afternoon...i just assumed that it wouldn't be worth it. But I randomly had some free time in the neighborhood at that hour…

About 7:00 on a Saturday night, I thought it should be close to prime time? A little early but not that much. Only one of their two stages was in use. I…

Went to kitten's not too long ago because I had taken Friday off and wanted to make the most of my night. Got in, paid the door fee and sat down and…

This is actually from a few weeks ago. I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd see if I could find some friendly company at Pandora's. It was not too late on…

It was a Thursday evening so it was a bit slow but just enough girls to keep us all busy. The club is laid back and easy to find but like always…

If you're in Downtown and okay traveling a couple miles south, this is the best option of all the Downtown area clubs in my opinion. Mileage isn't as consistently high as…

I rarely visit clubs with group of guys but made an exception. I came up to spend time with some old friends and support the businesses a couple of them had…

I went in shortly after they opened a few weeks ago. I have not had great luck with this club but I though I'd give it another try. Only 5 girls working…

Out of all the clubs I go to in the area, this is the one I visit the least but only b/c of it's location...just not super easy to get to from…

The first dancer came up to me and wanted the most outrageous prices I'd ever heard of. I've been in strip clubs for years and I thought she was crazy.…

I've bounce around Seattle lately and have checked out a few clubs which I will also leave reviews for but since this was my last one Id thought I would do things…

Decided to venture into this club even through the reviews were mixed at best. The club is clean but the dancers were really not very exciting - as is usually the case…

Dropped by with a buddy around 2:30 on tuesday afternoon. There were quite a few dancers on shift but only 2-3 that really suited my fancy. I played it safe and waited…

Made another return visit during the afternoon figuring no cover is a good price for what can be hit or miss quality of dancers at this club. Very few people as usual,…

How does the saying go... Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Well shame on me for sure. I hadn't been to Kittens in some time,…

My usual haunts are the many strip clubs in Portland but present circumstances prevent me from going there as much as I used to. So I have been exploring the strip…

I visited here and liked, not a great strip club but not bad either. About 6 dancers on a weeknight, some cute. Some of the dancers sat down next to me and…

Visited Kittens on a Sunday night around 7:30 pm so missed out on the free admission. There were like 8 dancers on this evening with maybe 3 really hot ones.…

Went to Kitten's around 3:00pm during the week. There were 6-7 dancers on shift. Three of them were a 7 or better in looks. Dance prices ranged between $30-60…

Came in for my first visit last Saturday night (free cover since I snuck in right before 6:30 pm) to check out the talent on stage and there were some very cute…

I hadn't been to this club since it opened app. three years ago. ​I arrived at 10:00 p.m. and left at 11:15 p.m. Saturday night, March 4th. App. 20 dancers were on…

I've been to kittens before and was not very impressed. This time was a little different. It was quite hit and miss. I have many women approach me, all shapes…

I've made a pair of visits to Kittens this year, one at night and one during the day. The night shift at Kittens is surprisingly good these days with more dirty…

I hadn't been to Kittens in a long time, decided to check whether it's improved. It has changed, but not really improved. It's still a juice bar as required by…

Kittens is a great place for an afternoon visit because there is no cover charge. That makes up for the hit or miss quality of the experience. On previous visits, I've had…

The club is big and spacious, almost a little too big, for the crowd each time I've been there, but maybe on a Friday night it's packed? There's a big semi-circular main…

After hearing some good reviews I decided to give this club another try, I was there early on a friday evening, too early it seems as the number of dancers and…

It is not far from the airport so it is a good stop on your way into town if thats your thing. I came in on a Thursday night and it was…

Came in a while after midnight and paid my usual $10 entry and bought a drink. The dancers here are friendly and fairly reasonable as far as their cost, nothing too expensive,…

Out of all the clubs I have tried in Seattle I like this one the best. Seattle isn't like a lot of other states which allows you to have a drink and…

The thing I like about Kittens is that they don't charge a cover during the afternoon. So for $5 you get the obligatory drink and a chance to see who is dancing.…

I grab a bite to eat at the bar next door ( same building ) and heard that they didn't charge at door next door until six and decided I would check…

I've been through many strip clubs in this state from the ones up north to the ones down south to ones that are no longer around, Most of them have the same…

Decided to check this place out based on the reviews since I was nearby. Went in Tuesday night around 9pm. Paid $10 cover and a mandatory  $5 drink, pretty typical for Seattle. The…

I came in on a Tuesday night thinking things would be mellow and they actually had a busy house going on. I figured they're were about 40 girls give or take a…

After reading some of the reviews and hearing that some dancers from other clubs had moved over here, I decided I would give the place a chance on a Saturday early evening.…

I went in with about 15 people on a Friday night. We were immediately greeted by a few hostesses that were helpful getting us seated in a reserved spot that was like…

First visit here. I'm a local who has been to them all at one point, infrequently. Was surprised how big the place was. Wide variety of dancers 6-9, avg 7.…

I was free Wednesday so I stop by this spot to see what all the talk was about, the parking lot is located on the backside of the building and it was…

I love this place. Girls will sit with you and talk and also give you some action in the seats. Will try to entice you to the back talking dirty…

I recently started going to Kittens. I only go late afternoons during rush hour. I can't say what the club is like late night, I hear it gets quite busy. I've found…

I've been a couple of times, but almost exclusively on a Saturday between 3-6. No cover until 6:30 (I think) but club has been empty with maybe 1 or 2 patrons and…

Entered this club based on prior reviews just after midnight on a Monday, so not the premiere not of week. Didn't realize this was a no-alcohol joint, but it's all nude on…

Had a nice visit to Kittens around 3:30 in the afternoon. Maybe a dozen girls were there, ranging from very hot to very not, with most around 7 to 9. I was…

I went in on a Friday around 5 pm. There were probably 10 girls working. The club has two stages, and dances were happening on one of them. Each…

Another typical rainy day in Seattle. I found myself in the area, no cover before 6:30 and a mandatory 5$ drink. Haven't been in a while but stopped in hoping one of…

Kittens has become my go-to club when in the Seattle area. Deja Vu in Lake City has the cute coed girls and Pandora's isn't very private. Kittens is a good mix of…

My first time at kittens was on Saturday for a buddy’s bachelor party. I'm from out of state but have to say I liked it so much I went back Sunday night…

Stopped in late on a Saturday night. The club wasn't very busy. It was clean, and the atmosphere was relaxed. Cover was $20, including a bottomless soda. I think there…

I've reviewed this place before, so won't go into a physical description again. The thing about this place is that the beauty of the dancers is VERY hit and miss, but some…

This club offers free cover before 6:30 every day so I decided to give it a try. I was only required to buy one drink for 5 bucks. Found a good spot…

So I decided to check out Kittens. It was really hot out and a weekday afternoon. If I recall, it was free to get in before 6pm and another 5$ for a…

Visited Kittens on a Friday night -- it had been a while and wanted to see what the club is all about. Out of the 20+ dancers there were like 5 that…

Tried again to like Kittens, dancer quality is so hit and miss... I usually go on the weekdays when I get free time from work. I've been trying to get there closer…

It had been a while since I had been to Kittens. Partially because of my schedule and partly because it's not my favorite. On this visit at least, things appear…

Had a free day and was hot enough for me to seek some A/C. Went there twice in one day. Physically, been described pretty well in the past. Easy parking. Spacious club…

Came in last Thursday and didn't expect to enjoy my stay as much as I did. I spent time with Naughty a smoking hot petite blonde who was very well spoke and…

I visited Kittens on a busy Saturday night. There were about 30 dancers working. I recognized a few dancers who had moved here from other clubs. I don't remember the stage…

Since I work in the area of the club, I have passed by it numerous times wondering what kind of talent it had to offer. I am not able to get out…

Stopped in over the lunch hour last week and was pleasantly surprised to learn that Kittens has no cover - just the $5 soda requirement. Makes lunchtime looking at eye candy…

I made a rookie mistake: I went to Kitten's during shift change. Sometimes this can be fruitful, with dancers eager to make an extra buck or two before they go…

This is a review of an evening that took place several weeks ago, just getting around to posting. It was Monday evening. I was one of only maybe five customers.…

I stopped in to see if Eva was working, she wasn't visible. After many girls had stopped by, many of whom were new, Cream stopped by determined to rid me of $$…

I went in Tuesday night with high hopes. It was hit and miss the last couple of visits. I should have saved my money. The only dancers were a shaven headed middle…

There were about 4-5 dancers when I got there on Thursday afternoon about 2PM. It was a slow so I took my time and danced with 3 of the girls to see…

I came in on a Saturday night after the Mariners game and expected the game crowd to be there. The club was 3/4 full, but there were maybe 10 dancers on shift…

Came in thursday evening to a half full club. I was surprised to see so many people there but it might of been because of a game finishing up in Seattle. The…

Visited about 4:00pm. No cover charge, just $5 for a soda. Saw 4 or 5 customers, but there were a couple in the private dance area apparently. Girls ranged from 6 to…

The last time I was in Seattle I stopped in at Kittens. Reminds me of the old Foxes (Tacoma) more than the old Ricks (Lake City) with the layout and how…

I stopped in on a weeknight evening. Very few customers, and not many dancers either. But the quality wasn't bad - mostly 7s, and the dances were all $20/song for decent dances.…

I went in about 7 pm on a friday night, it was nice outside and maybe that was why there were only two other dudes in there. They had two stages…

Headed to the Fauntleroy ferry terminal at about 9:45 I saw a line of cars sitting on the West Seattle bridge from 99 and thought I'd maybe just find somewhere to sit…

I kinda walked in expecting more, higher expectations if you will. Cover was 10 dollars each for me and my brother. Drink (non alch) was 5 dollars each with a…

I rarely get a chance to make it down to Sodo, but with the viaduct closed I had a little detour on Friday afternoon and found myself nearby with some time to…

I stopped in to see if I could match up with Eva or Shiloh, two of my favs. They were not in and the quality of the ladies was very low!…

I was waiting for the ferry so I decided to drop in here. Havent been in a long time. Paid my $10 to get in plus $5 for a no alcohol…

I wondered through this club at about midnight and was greeted by the door person, I paid my fee to come in and notice how large this club was. They have two…

I came in around midnight on Saturday and paid the usual $10 at the door and $5 for a coffee, the first thing I notice was all the new faces that I…

I came in around 10pm Saturday and I must say this place has come a long way since I was here last. There were at least 40 dancers walking the floor, most…

Since my first visit was last on a weekday afternoon, I figured I needed to give this club a fair shake and came in around 11 PM on a Saturday night. The…

I had been to kittens more than a few times and it was low key and usually kind of empty. I went in close to midnight and it was like a different…

Visited again this week, played with Pixie (one of the best) for a 4 private dances, always an enjoyable time. Missed Eva this week, bummed about that as these two are…

Visited this club recently on a Friday night. Looks like a club with a lot of potential. I actually went there because I had heard that one of my favorites from Pandora's…

Was on way home from an airport after an evening flight, and was just buzzed enough from my pre-flight drinks that I thought I should check this place out. I was a…

So I decided to give Kittens a look see. I went Wed. afternoon the place looked okay. I wanted to get a lay of the land before getting any dances,…