Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Wanna Dance? No stage seating, low value.

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Photograph3r
Apr 2, 2024, 12:40 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

Came in around 6 on a Sunday evening and that was too early. There were about 5 girls working and maybe 2 other patrons. Since nobody was on the stage, I went next door to have a drink where several dancers were sitting outside getting ready to come in.

 

When I came back to the club, there were a few more dancers and the place had picked up a bit...still not busy but that's what you'd expect for a Sunday. Stage shows were in full swing and I was happy with the overall looks of the dancers. Some were friendlier than others as they came around asking for dances. That's the one thing I really hate about this club...it's a dance club...no chairs to sit at the stage. The constant stream of "do you wanna dance" gets tiring and it makes me want to leave sooner than I usually would because I can't just enjoy the shows even for 5 minutes.

 

That being said, I did get dances ($40 for a single, 3 for $100) from 3 girls. 2 were OK (just going through the motions) and 1 was amazing; all provided decent contact. Unfortunately the best lapper was also the least attractive and she said we did 4 songs when we had only done 3. Overall, lap dances are way too expensive and I assume it's the reason clubs are struggling. Who wants to pay 100 bucks for 9 minutes? The DJ cut songs short, too, so I say value is very low here.

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Wanna Dance? No stage seating, low value.