Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Reviews
Submit a ReviewThursday hosed
Stopped in on Thursday evening, paid $10 for cover and $6 for drinks and grabbed a seat on the side. Saw a spinner named Se**** and she came over after her stage so we got…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Context22)
Golf247
May 10, 2024, 2:39 PM
Ask for your End of the Month Deal of the Day
Obligatory Out-of-Towner Info Here:
Cover includes soft drink - Day/$11 - Night/$16
Lap Dances - Typically $30-$40 or 3 for $100 - Depends on the dancer and YMMV
VIP - Day/$30-for-15m and $60hh - Night/40-for-15m and $75hh
Layout -…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
Rich_Oates
May 1, 2024, 10:18 PM
Thick Asian Ass!
I was in the Kittens area after a Mariner Game.
**Caution- This Review WIll Be Detailed**
Seattle Clubs are full service clubs. Police do not bust clubs anymore. Clubs turn the other way as long as…
8 commentslast: 10 mos ago(unclewillSea)
unclewillSea
May 1, 2024, 8:41 PM
Tuesday strike out
Came in on a Tuesday evening, about 8. I had to take a friend to the airport and this club is not too far away. I believe I got entrance, my drink and…
seahawks fan12
Apr 18, 2024, 4:23 AM
Saturday night hangout
So went for the first time in a few years on a Saturday night. The layout is the same as before, you go in there’s a bar on the right, serving only soft drinks, and…
Vinny998
Apr 12, 2024, 2:14 PM
New Normal? Or….
The club is independent and is located a bit south of downtown. I would describe the area as being industrial. Significant homeless population, but less so than a few years ago. From a…
AnotherThought
Apr 7, 2024, 2:49 PM
Wanna Dance? No stage seating, low value.
Came in around 6 on a Sunday evening and that was too early. There were about 5 girls working and maybe 2 other patrons. Since nobody was on the stage, I went next door to…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Photograph3r)
Photograph3r
Apr 2, 2024, 12:40 AM
Tuesday
Decided to drive down to Kittens since it had been a while. Parking lot had maybe a dozen cars between the bar and stripclub. Went inside and paid the $15 with a drink.…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
509bad
Mar 28, 2024, 12:15 AM
Glad They Have Beer Next Door
Was in town for just a night. So I stayed at an airport hotel and when I finished my meetings I Ubered to Kittens because it is the closest club to SeaTac. It…
bluize
Mar 21, 2024, 1:25 AM
Better than average night
Another outing put me in this club's radius, so I decided to stop on by for some fun. Parking lot was 3/4 full. Paid the doorman 20 and got 4 back, which I gave to…
Rotorooter1
Mar 15, 2024, 12:39 AM
Kittens
The clubs in Seattle have been dead the last couple of months, especially during the day. That's true for Kittens, Pandoras and Lake City Deja Vu.
Went here at the end of the month thinking things…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Maximust)
rolladx
Mar 3, 2024, 4:51 AM
This place is not fun anymore.
So I live out of town and when I am in town I always try to stop by. This review I was in town late January on a Friday. Roughly around 2-3pm. I ended up…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Context22)
Anthony 65
Feb 29, 2024, 7:54 PM
Slightly Slow Sunday
Stopped by on an early Sunday evening, about 7 PM. Cover+drink was the usual $16, though there was no waitress (so the entry guy walked me directly to the bar).
It seemed a bit slow,…
stripclubfan123
Feb 18, 2024, 2:34 PM
Maybe a double but not a home run
First time back for many, many months after a couple total misses. The basic scene: Daytime admission and non-alcoholic drink still just $11 -- a seeming bargain after increases at other clubs (and…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
frogland
Feb 12, 2024, 7:29 PM
Hot Reliever
After a much needed visit to the islands and beaches, it was back to reality. One of the best ways to get back into the groove is a fling at Kittens.
Parking lot…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Maximust)
Maximust
Feb 8, 2024, 6:44 AM
Nice quick Friday night visit with a few hotties on stage and off
As someone just said, this club can be hit or miss. I average about 70% hit to miss ratio, so I keep visiting. It's a sister club to Sugar's (which is way fucking creepier) and…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Maximust)
stripper_friend
Jan 28, 2024, 6:19 AM
THU evening visit
Visited kittens for the first time in a while this Thu evening. Was busier then i expected. I would guess about 15 dancers in the rotation and a fair amount of customers. Had…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
nsaa1234
Jan 28, 2024, 2:15 AM
Fun early afternoon visit
I try not to repeat those details covered by other reviews again and again. Here are something fun to know. First of all, I love those comfort sofas. You can see them after checked in.…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
freefrank
Jan 27, 2024, 3:30 AM
From the Streets to the Seats
Haven't been to Kittens in a while. Some work brought me down south so I stopped in on my way home to reward myself. My last few visits have been anywhere from lackluster to crazy…
throwawayname2017
Jan 26, 2024, 3:57 AM
Uneventful visit
Had some time, went and dropped by. Same old same old, parking maybe 15-20% full, and after paying for entry and a non-alcoholic beverage, the club appeared more or less empty with maybe 1-2 customers…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Maximust)
StripclubRando
Jan 25, 2024, 12:14 AM
Rainy Afternoon at Kittens
I've hit up Kittens during the day and night and it's always hit or miss. You get a lot of the girls from Tacoma, so sometimes that's not the flavor I'm looking for, so…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(FLAP3000)
Schilldress
Jan 23, 2024, 2:07 PM
Feels like a friday night
Had some free time on this friday night and decided to make a stop at this club. Entrance fee was 16 includes a soda. Short hallway from door to the cashier, and past the rope,…
Rotorooter1
Jan 6, 2024, 3:41 PM
Great girls and a good time, you can spend a lot for a great time.
I was bringing a friend from Portland. He likes to go to some of the clubs down there that are a lot more intimate. I wanted to show him to a club I had been…
Fuckertronman
Dec 28, 2023, 1:28 PM
Sunday
Arrived in Seattle around 2pm on Sunday, decided to stop by Kittens. Parking lot was pretty empty so was not sure of how many girls would be working. Went inside and paid $15…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
509bad
Dec 14, 2023, 3:04 AM
Pretty good at Kittens
It was only my 2nd time at Kittens. It's been over a year since my first time. I'm not usually that far south, and the reviews it gets don't make it sound worth the drive.…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
ericinthe206
Dec 13, 2023, 10:36 AM


