Kittens Cabaret Reviews

First visit in a while, In town for a delivery and close by so in spite of being not thrilled at dealing with the scammers that tend to inhabit this club I stopped in. No changes I could see from last visit re physical aspect of the club or...

Club details for those who are interested...

Decent sized parking lot that is shared with a bar next door. In the daytime it appears to be a safe location but the neighborhood is a little sketchy. The club entrance is on the opposite side of the street view, so...

I haven't been to a club in almost a year and found some time to hit up Kittens around noon. I wanted to get a lay of the land, see who was still there and what the new talent was like. I didn't plan on going to the VIP, unless...

Obligatory club info (mostly copied from my previous review if the club, not much changed) - kind of a dive, next to a bar (so you can have a drink before or after), semi-guarded free parking lot (someone watches it on and off), there is some street parking as well...

Familiar haunt in the industrial part of Georgetown Seattle. Attached to a bar / restaurant. I stopped in yesterday afternoon around 1ish though you wouldn’t know it once you open the door to enter. Extremely dark as usual. Did my normal iPhone flashlight routine after entering just so I...

Was in the area so decided to go to kittens for a quick visit. Parking lot was not too full so was not sure how many girls would be there. Went in and paid the cover and drink, sat down in my opinion the darkest club in Seattle.I...

So this club is really good. As good as Pandoras probably. I’ve had a bit of an epiphany about this club in recent months. I’ve long been black pilled on this place, but the the club is a haven for quality talent. The Winter / Naima scam, as while as...

I showed up around 11pm on a Wednesday evening. I have been here before so I was confident what to expect. The club is next to a bar which is convenient for those that drink as the club doesn't serve alcohol. Those of us that don't drink...

I had just finished up at a weekend long bachelor party that had no strippers. I decided to stop for a much needed tune up at my favorite pitch black den filled with women eager to please, Kittens.

I got in shortly after opening the door guy told me that there...

I've been here many times before but this was my first visit in a few months. I've previously characterized Kittens as "hit or miss" since I've had some enjoyable visits and some visits that weren't worth the time. This latest visit is in the "miss" category.

On this particular...

This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point. And while $40/song or $100/3 songs seems to be the area rate, at that price it...

Decided to take a look at Kittens after a not so good experience at Pandoras. Made my way into what seems like the darkest club in Seattle. I have a hard time even making out the dancers sometimes when they are right next to me, could be worse...

I went to the club on Tuesday and then Wednesday. I know that these days are usually slow in most strip clubs but I remembered that this club was typically frequented by a lot of girls, each with their own style. So I hoped to find anyway the type of...

This was Friday. What better way to spend a day then to pay sluts to get naked for you. I decided to venture down the I-5 for a Kittens retry, given my last experience there. Shook off a couple of the usual scammers and then ran into Pretty again. Spent...

I don't know why I keep coming here. Especially on holidays. Tonight on the 4th of July was 100x better than my last visit on Mother's Day however.

A cool, crisp July evening. Parking lot was full of cars, but not overly so like you'd see on the weekends. No...

As many previous reviewers have noted, Kittens can be a hit or a miss. If you're looking for the best lineup Friday/Saturday evenings are the best. If you're looking for mileage go during the daytime/ evenings on weekdays. On a sunny weekend, the club was packed with tons of patrons...

Just got back from a satisfactory trip to to Kittens in the south part of Seattle. I arrived a little after noon.

As many previous fellas have noted, when you walk inside you are immediately taken aback by how dark it is and how long it takes your eyes to...

Obligatory club info - kind of a dive, next to a bar (so you can have a drink before or after), semi-guarded parking lot (someone watches it on and off), there is some street parking as well in case parking lot is packed. Two stages inside, normally only one is...

I was in town so I decided to stop by my favorite seedy club and satisfy my pervy desires. I was short on cash this day but I decided to go anyway. I pull 140 out of the atm next door (with a 10% service charge) and head outside. I...

So another swing-by to Kittens has been on my to-do list. With it Saturday (as in today) being sort of sunnyish for once, I ventured out. Having partook in some excessive libation the next before, I slept in and ended up making my appearance later than I usually would, finally...

This was probably my most unpleasant visit to a Seattle strip club, or any strip club for that matter. Friday afternoon, around 4 or 5pm. I walk in and pay the cover, $11 I think. That gets you a soft drink as well. I can't see shit, it always takes...

I had a great time at Kittens. I was expecting ROBs accosting me as soon as I walked in and girls demanding more money than they deserved. But what I got were two girls who were engaging and low pressure while being good at selling the fantasy. I can count...

Kittens always gets a bad rap for the scam reputation, the drama between the dancers (just ask any Pandora ex-Kittens veteran, ) and the often times hands-on management. None of this bothers me, aside from the last one (last thing I need is some meat-head bouncer wannabe telling me where...

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon about two weeks ago. Parking lot was about half full, so figured there would be a decent amount of dancers and a few PL's so I would not be totally swamped, not so. Walked in, and was blind as my eyes and...

I visited Kittens Cabaret around 12:45am on a Wednesday night (May 11th). I stayed for about an hour.

Before visiting Kittens, I stopped by Sugars in north Seattle. Sugars had around eight dancers; ballpark six white girls and two AA dancers. It's a small club and none of...