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Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Reviews

review
published 3 yrs ago
Lots of strippers
reviewed by
Michigan

6.0

Initially I passed this club since a large group of Prospect motorcycle members were parked all around this place. I then went to Pandora's (no review, it sucked). Came back, and less bikers were around.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Wasted an hour Monday afternoon. Not recommended (at least for now).
reviewed by
stripper_friend

1.7

(moving the review to the correct spot - originally posted under Pandora, but it is for Kittens)

First visit post-COVID to this club. They are definitely still recovering. They seem to have lost whatever hot dancers…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Worst experience in a long time
reviewed by
the mighty quinn

1.3

Since I did not enjoy my Pandoras visit and I had extra time on my hands, I decided I could check out Kittens.
Early afternoon might’ve been seven dancers working. The reputation for this place and…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Trust your instincts. GPS and lowlife girls work here.
reviewed by
around

3.3

Dropped by on a weeknight and the place is far quieter than what they have on weekends. Even on weekend evenings, things have died down after the initial post-covid reopening burst.

On this night, some…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Weekday Kittens
reviewed by
Schilldress

7.3

This is my go to club when in Seattle. Dark room in the back serves it's purpose and there are two stages in the front. I've never done the private dance as it's…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Kittens on a Thursday night
reviewed by
DJID

4.7

Came into this club on a Thursday night around 10pm. Greeted by a friendly girl up front and she offered me a drink. Paid $5 for a soda and sat down. Only other people in…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Kittens
reviewed by
nads

4.3

Back when the clubs were slowly reopening, Kittens was the first, followed by Pandoras. As more clubs started to also open, you could see the number of girls working and the number of customers have…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Sunday evening Seattle.
reviewed by
maninsc

5.0

Let me first say that I'm not from Washington state so I have no local reference point to compare my experience with.

I was in Seattle for work and had the weekend to kill so I…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Orthodox Easter with Kittens' Fertility Goddesses
reviewed by
Club Reviewer 2

8.0

First visit, after belatedly realizing Seattle stripclubs have been open again for some time.

$5 cover (before 6pm) + $6 drink + $4 tip meant $15 to get it, very reasonable.

Dancers each charge what…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Who doesn't love a nice pink kitten
reviewed by
PrimetimeSchein

7.7

*Disclaimer: First time reviewing this club. It'll be a long winded review

After doing extensive research I decided to take an excursion to this club. Arrived to a moderately filled parking that was being monitored by…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Only option that sucked
reviewed by
boldboy88

4.0

After checking some reviews, felt I should hit kittens for some action. Reached the club and found parking to be full. Some guy took the body temperature, gave me sanitizer and 10$ for the entry.…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Glad Kittens is open!
reviewed by
mariners

8.0

Visited on a Weednesday afternoon/early evening. $11 cover/drink and temperature check with mask required to get in.
Around 10 girls working - Girls were real friendly and would sit with you and try to entice…