Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

The Early Evening 'Crowd'

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unfilterednoone
May 24, 2018, 8:57 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

You ever have one of those days when you're leaving the city and think "You know, I could go for some tits right now." Sure, we all do. The problem for me was that it was about 4:30pm in the afternoon. I figured maybe there would be other guys like me, guys that are just looking to miss a little traffic or not necessarily rush home. Nope, it was just me. Well, me and the one guy that's always in the corner and weirds out even the dudes.

I'd hit Kittens a few weeks before and had a great time. There was good assortment, mostly 6-8's, but Monica had made the trip worth it, so I wanted to go back. 4:30pm on a Wednesday is not 'prime time' for talent. There weren't a ton of girls working, and those that were were happy to see someone walk in. It was a steady stream of girls coming up asking if I wanted a dance, but it was early enough that I wanted to see who was working first. I'd already decided I'd get at least one, which usually turns into at least three, regardless, but I was hoping to find a girl that jumped out.

"Hi, I'm Skittles." It's always a debate. Do you comment on the made up name, or do you just say 'Nice to meet you'? You hear a girl say her name is Skittles and what's your first reaction? So I ask, "How many times a day does someone say they'd like to taste the rainbow?" I'm geniunely curious. She stars at me blankly. "Huh?" Either she was fucking with me, or she really didn't know what I was talking about. <Shrug>

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