Kittens Cabaret Reviews

Came in a Tuesday around 9 PM. Parking lot was about three quarters full with a guy watching the lot.

Cover was $11 I think, plus $5 drink. They had both stages working, which meant a faster rotation through all the girls they had. My usual complaint - they don’t...

Went to Kittens for the first time Tuesday around 1 AM. This was my first time in Seattle, so it could be an issue of perspective, but the area itself seemed a little shady and dead. The club itself seemed nice from the outside, well lit up, a contrast to...

I have been here a few times that have been hit and mis. On my last visit I had some sensual dances with a cute spinner and I was hoping to see her again. This visit was on a Saturday night around 11. Cover was I believe 10...

Ugh. What can I say anymore? Basically. If she is nasty, I will stick my dick in her.

Ok. Here are the basics. Kittens is $21 to get in and the give you a beverage.
If you want a real drink you go to the doghouse next door.
Tonight...

Had to run a quick errand thought brought me nearby. Since I was in the area, figured I might as well drop by to check the place out.

The whole area has an industrial zoning warehouse feel to it. Just based on a couple of the intersections I drove by, seemed......

Went on a Tuesday maybe around 7pm. Cover was $15 and was completely dead so I went to the bar next door for a while. Came back maybe around 8:15pm and it was a little busier but still not much going on. Tons of seating but just no one there.

The...

Before each home game my buddies host a tailgater next to the stadium. I was jacked up for the Ms vs Philly game. One of my MILF hotties at Kits text me to visit. Told her I’m planning to tailgate. She said her tailgate would be a hotter time...

Visited before a Mariners game on a Friday afternoon. $16 cover charge which included the drink. This day brought a couple of newbies outside the normal day girls. There were a couple of Columbian gals that were totally hot. One especially had the nice plump ass and nice big firm...

The club is independent and is located a bit south of downtown. And south of the stadia. The area vibe is places that sell granite countertops and cater to contractors.

From a traffic perspective, the location can be great (if you are coming from the south) or...

Arrived early in the night shift. Paid $16 cover. $10 for the doorman, $6 for the 1-drink minimum.

Weather's getting nicer and more girls have been coming in for work. There were maybe about 20 girls early on, and no more than 3 other guys. Most of the girls I have...

Decided to stop by Kittens because it had been a while. Pulled into the parking lot around 11am, maybe a dozen or so cars in lot. Made my way to the club and let my eyes adjust while I paid the door guy $16, entry and drink...

TUSCL tax again: Cover includes soft drink - Day/$11 - Night/$16 Lap Dances - Typically $30-$40 or 3 for $100. Plenty of parking. Industrial area with a lot of trucks. This place is a good spot in south sea area if you have time to kill and money to burn....

Kitten’s is one of three non-corporate clubs in Seattle. It is located a few miles south of the stadium district. The area is ok-ish and in a mostly industrial area. If you are looking for granite countertops, this is the neighborhood to be in.

As with all Washington...

After another challenging & stressful work week, I needed to unwind. My work bud agreed so off to our favorite club Kittens.
We grabbed a brew next door then entered the dark cavern after paying $11 entry. Both of us got the mock Corona then sat along the wall for...

Had some free time on this weeknight and wanted some excitement in the form of naked women. Decided to go to this establishment because I wanted to see if I could run into kayla. I remembered I had a good time with her. Got to the paid the dude 20,...

I started a roadtrip heading south from Seattle on a Sunday afternoon with a plan to hit as many clubs that I'd likely never visit again as was reasonable. Unfortunately most of the clubs in Seattle that I was considering dropping by were too far out of the way so...

I arrived a little after midnight and the parking lot was decently full(they share parking with a sports bar). I was happy to see that the parking was free unlike a lot of other parking lots in Seattle. Security was standing outside and happily and politely opened the door...

TUSCL tax: Cover includes soft drink - Day/$11 - Night/$16 Lap Dances - Typically $30-$40 or 3 for $100. Plenty of parking. Industrial area with a lot of trucks. This place is a good spot in south sea area if you have time to kill and money to burn. They...

Wandered in to this club on this early evening around 10ish. Parking lot was 1/2 full/empty. Paid the doorman 20 and ID check. Ordered my drink expecting to get some change back and tip the waitress. She handed my drink and scurried off, guess she was assuming the change was...

Stopped in on Thursday evening, paid $10 for cover and $6 for drinks and grabbed a seat on the side. Saw a spinner named Se**** and she came over after her stage so we got to talking. Conversation was whatever but she looked really good so went back for 3...

Obligatory Out-of-Towner Info Here:
Cover includes soft drink - Day/$11 - Night/$16
Lap Dances - Typically $30-$40 or 3 for $100 - Depends on the dancer and YMMV
VIP - Day/$30-for-15m and $60hh - Night/40-for-15m and $75hh
Layout - Kittens is pretty spacious and very dark. The lap dance section is pretty secluded. The...

I was in the Kittens area after a Mariner Game.

**Caution- This Review WIll Be Detailed**
Seattle Clubs are full service clubs. Police do not bust clubs anymore. Clubs turn the other way as long as you book vip rooms. Nothing said in this review will get anyone in trouble.

I wanted...

Came in on a Tuesday evening, about 8. I had to take a friend to the airport and this club is not too far away. I believe I got entrance, my drink and waitress tip for 20. There were only two other patrons that I could see...

So went for the first time in a few years on a Saturday night. The layout is the same as before, you go in there’s a bar on the right, serving only soft drinks, and then there are two stages, a main stage, and a side stage. The cover was...

The club is independent and is located a bit south of downtown. I would describe the area as being industrial. Significant homeless population, but less so than a few years ago. From a traffic perspective, this can be great (if you are coming from the south) or awful...