Reviews

I like this club. We have a VIP pass. Got ripped off on my first visit, did not get to finish, but it was my fault. I don't perform well in public and there was…

Had a great time. Went in and got the VIP. Sat on the top and look down at the girls. The waitress where very nice and brought the girls that we wanted. Just had a…

Went back to this place after a 2 month hiatus, got there around 4:30 stayed till around 8:30....Still a $7 cover, beers $5.75, well drinks $8.50; dancers' drinks same price. Slow night but two smoking…

Valentine's day was not the day to visit Ritz. There were hardly any girls working and the dances were very low mileage -- much below normal for this club. One of the girls…

Got there about 6 p.m. Sat and watched a few dancers on the big stage for about 30 min. and drank a couple of beers. Walking to bathroom I passed by bar and…

Busy club on the SE side of town, low rent district but that doesn't equate to value at this club. $7 to get in the door before 7:00PM then it's a sawbuck. Dancers are…

I am a VIP member at this club so I go in for free. (VIP membership currently costs around $800, but it is a lifetime membership.) VIP privileges also gives you free access…

The best club in Houston in my opinion. Their VIP (upstairs)and CPR (downstairs)are unmatched by any I have been in at other clubs both in comfort and privacy. There are always beautiful girls…

I stopped into the Ritz on Saturday in time to watch the Belmont Stakes. Cover charge was $7. Seemed like it should be Happy Hour, but a Heineken was $7.50. The…

Was visiting in Houston and went to the Ritz in Southeast Houston. The club is very visible from the freeway, but you have to exit before you drive by it! (take the Edgebrook exit if…

This place was relatively close to my hotel, so I stopped here on my way in for the night, and stayed longer than I expected. Cover was $5, parking was free. They were running 2…

Didn't like the vibe here at all. Clearly thought it was a better club than it was, and fewer things are more annoying in a strip club than it being pretentious. Got shit…

I went to the Ritz on VIP Customer Appreciation night – which meant that they had cheap drinks and some door prize drawings from 6-8 pm. The girls were mostly 6-7 range, with one…

Went there for a buisiness lunch and was very disappointed with the talent. The waitresses were wonderful and upfront with who was who. They said it was a off day and most days…

This is a nice club with above average dancers. I liked the latinas (which are plentiful here) and this one sista - name escapes me. Had 4 quality dances and one that was OK. It…

Dancers are attractive for the most part and do more than just move back and forth while the music is on. For some reason I had to ask a waitress to get a dancer to…

It had been a couple of years since I had been to Houston. The Ritz was nicer than I remembered, better atomosphere and hotter girls. Got three dances from a tiny Asian girl named…

The Ritz is easy to find on the west side of the Gulf Freeway between the loops. There is a large green sign with “Ritz” is bright lights. The entrance on…

I went there last night. Place looked nice on the outside, smoky and raucous on the inside. Watch out for the bathroom troll in the restroom. Got 3 dances from 2…

Went to this club last Wednesday. Kind of a grungy club. Service is OK but the place just seems dirty. Girls are 4-7. I didn't see a real good looking one the whole time I…

Visited this club again on a lazy Saturday afternoon. My first choice was Rick's south. But at the time I went there it was closedd (about 3:30 PM). Which was odd with…

Visited this club on my Houston tour. Very cool. Drinks are expensive, but not too much. I had a private dance with a hot latina called Gypsy. At $200, a bit…

Everytime in Houston I need to get a Ritz fix . . . great food, great waitresses who will get in on the act too. Very nice laps for $20 and some amazing activities…

Went to the Ritz a couple of weeks ago. Good atmosphere and a lot girls ranging from 6-9. It was fairly crowded but the service was very good, didn't have to wait for a drink…