Ritz Reviews

The best club in Houston in my opinion. Their VIP (upstairs)and CPR (downstairs)are unmatched by any I have been in at other clubs both in comfort and privacy. There are always beautiful girls on shift and they are very accomodating to what I like. To take any...

I stopped into the Ritz on Saturday in time to watch the Belmont Stakes. Cover charge was $7. Seemed like it should be Happy Hour, but a Heineken was $7.50. The good news was that they had some free BBQ which tasted alright. The waitress...

Was visiting in Houston and went to the Ritz in Southeast Houston. The club is very visible from the freeway, but you have to exit before you drive by it! (take the Edgebrook exit if you're driving south on 45 (Gulf Freeway) from Downtown).

It's one of the typical Houston upscale...

This place was relatively close to my hotel, so I stopped here on my way in for the night, and stayed longer than I expected. Cover was $5, parking was free. They were running 2 stages, and rotating the dancers - start on one stage for one song, go to...

Didn't like the vibe here at all. Clearly thought it was a better club than it was, and fewer things are more annoying in a strip club than it being pretentious. Got shit from a bouncer on the way in for my shirt not being tucked in, but...

I went to the Ritz on VIP Customer Appreciation night – which meant that they had cheap drinks and some door prize drawings from 6-8 pm. The girls were mostly 6-7 range, with one blond 9. Dance negotiations started with ‘$125 for the Champagne Room’ and various prices...

Went there for a buisiness lunch and was very disappointed with the talent. The waitresses were wonderful and upfront with who was who. They said it was a off day and most days were alot better. I have not been back since. I did get one...

This is a nice club with above average dancers. I liked the latinas (which are plentiful here) and this one sista - name escapes me. Had 4 quality dances and one that was OK. It was a busy Friday night, and didn't get much action until after the money was...

Dancers are attractive for the most part and do more than just move back and forth while the music is on. For some reason I had to ask a waitress to get a dancer to come over for a dance, even though they were not busy or otherwise occupied. Had...

It had been a couple of years since I had been to Houston. The Ritz was nicer than I remembered, better atomosphere and hotter girls. Got three dances from a tiny Asian girl named Mae, very liberal touching policy and a happy ending on the third song. Very cute...

The Ritz is easy to find on the west side of the Gulf Freeway between the loops. There is a large green sign with “Ritz” is bright lights. The entrance on the feeder leading into Ritz is valet parking. If you want to skip...

I went there last night. Place looked nice on the outside, smoky and raucous on the inside. Watch out for the bathroom troll in the restroom. Got 3 dances from 2 ladies, which were ok (the second one charge $ for 2 dances and a HJ,...

Went to this club last Wednesday. Kind of a grungy club. Service is OK but the place just seems dirty. Girls are 4-7. I didn't see a real good looking one the whole time I was there. I did't go upstairs, maybe things are better up there....

Visited this club again on a lazy Saturday afternoon. My first choice was Rick's south. But at the time I went there it was closedd (about 3:30 PM). Which was odd with the HOU-STL baseball game on. So i went to Rick's. My previous experience...

Visited this club on my Houston tour. Very cool. Drinks are expensive, but not too much. I had a private dance with a hot latina called Gypsy. At $200, a bit expensive, but she gave me a great HJ. All the other dancer were OK....

Everytime in Houston I need to get a Ritz fix . . . great food, great waitresses who will get in on the act too. Very nice laps for $20 and some amazing activities in the library (I think thats what it's called. Ymmv, but most ladies are...

Went to the Ritz a couple of weeks ago. Good atmosphere and a lot girls ranging from 6-9. It was fairly crowded but the service was very good, didn't have to wait for a drink thanks to Julie. Had three lap dances from a tall blonde named Nikki, very friendly...