Ritz Reviews

This place is highly rated but not for me. I went 2 times, both on Friday afternoon for free buffet. But to be fair, not free. $10-15 cover depending who at the front, plus 2 drink minimum. Cheapest drink is $7 glass of domestic draft. So your out $24-30 before...

I always say when it comes to strip clubs it depends on your budget and mood. The Ritz is expensive so you better have a big budget. Lots of eye candy inside, you can have a meal or watch the game.

I arrived and parked and immediately I was offered...

The Ritz is a nice establishment. It's big, looks cool, flashy, the girls look good. What's not to like?

For starters - YMMV big time on dances. Some dances are so mid and uninspired I almost asked them to pay me. They dance like drugged...

Houston, TX. Wednesday night. The Ritz has been here I think since 1985. You can see the big neon sign right off the Gulf freeway. Plenty of parking behind the club. Area seems fine to me, they got security watching the back lot. Walk in, cover I think was $20...

Place was a short 10 min. Uber from my hotel near Hobby Airport. Didn't stay too long since I didn't find a gal I clicked with. Hottest lady I saw was working the desk. Easily a solid 8-8.5. Walked in and paid the $20 entry fee. Inquired about what I...

It was my first visit at Ritz. I arrived around 8pm. The cover was $15 I guess. The layout is a little weird there are 4 different rooms but not separated. Small tables on the left when you enter but it was empty nothing happened all night than there...

It seems pretty nice inside and at first appearance seems like it could be satisfying in the right circumstances, but for me it was all about ripping me out of as much cash as possible as quickly as possible. Maybe I was just unlucky with poor dancer selection, but...

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Ritz is a fun upbeat club! They play rap, country and everything else… dj is cool about requesting songs. It’s slower on weekdays & busy on weekends. They have a lifetime vip for 1600 and champagne rooms 200 plus girls time. Most people there have vip because it takes the...

I've been exploring different clubs lately for various reasons, but I'll spare you the details. This time, I found myself on the southeast side of Houston, near Hobby airport. It's smaller than Intercontinental, but I prefer it because it's easier to navigate.

Around 8 pm, I decided to revisit this place....

I went in at 12 noon Friday, cover was $8. The place was nice inside with one main stage and a second stage. It was lit up just right. Waitress immediately came to me, I just got an orange juice, it was $8, I gave her $2.

Most dancers were...

From the midwest area and stopped in during a layover. It's only a few blocks from HOU Hobby airport and it's servicing hotels. Neat looking place from the outside, with easy parking. Inside was clean (floor, bar, bathrooms).

It is segmented off into a couple of areas.

1st floor contains a...

I think last time I was here was maybe 10 years ago since I am almost never on the southeast side of Houston except when I go to hobby airport. In this instance my daughter was on her way into town so a decided to step out early...

I fell asleep and started dreaming that I ended up at The Ritz on a Thursday evening. I have come here a couple times in the past and have usually had a good time. This particular night it was quite busy which has always worked in my favor when it...

I was visiting Houston for a few days after having lived here some years ago. I returned to some of my old haunts and will submit reviews for a couple.

At one time Ritz was my favorite club. Up until the deal with the city in about 2010 this was a...

I went last Saturday with a few friends. Got in for free because my buddy has the membership so idk how much the cover charge usually is but probably the standard $20 or so. The club is nice looks modern and relatively clean for a strip club but they smoke...

If you see Freeway in the address of any club in Houston, most likely it is on a parallel service road. If you don't know Houston driving, it's kind of like driving in Clearwater, FL, miss the exit or the turn and it could be a while before you...

I was working out nearby at 24hr Fitness and decided to duck in to check out the scenery. Bored on a Wed after work. I’m a digital nomad and work around the country. The Ritz, unlike other clubs in the immediate Houston area, was open on a...

I recently made two visits to the Ritz..one on a Thursday evening and one on a Saturday afternoon. Both were pretty fun.

Details (copying format from the Reverandhornibastard):
* Valet parking was $10 on Thursday night and $5 on Saturday afternoon. You can park yourself and pay the valet. I feel...

First time in quite a long time in a club. Arrived at about 1pm. Self parked, but a guy came by in a souped up golf cart insisting on giving me a ride to the front door because it was too hot. He literally drove up to the front...

I don’t go to southeast Houston very often, and when I do, I’m usually on my way to the beach with my family. But today I had reason to be in that part of town without my family in tow. When I finished what I had gone there to do,...

It has been a few years since I had visited Ritz. The parking lot was very well lit, they had valet and someone in a golf cart riding around the parking lot. All those guys were very nice and welcoming.

As you enter they have several precautions for...

It was a lazy Friday and I found myself on the south side of Houston for no good reason. Seeing as I had a few hours to kill and had never previously ventured into the Ritz, I figured this was a good day to make that first visit.

When pulling...

First I will repeat my comments about the post-Covid19 experience which is also posted in discussions. Then I will describe my experience in the club.
Went to the Ritz last night which was the first night it was open after a lockdown of over two months due to Covid19. ...

Monday night went in about 9:30. No ID check. No pat down. Cover $12. Parking was $5, but I sort of snuck in. Some guy named Boz in a golf cart gave me a ride from my truck to the door, maybe 50 yards. I thought about waving him off,...

Its been about a month since I last stopped by but not much has changed. I went in to the Ritz last Wednesday or Thursday last week around 5:30. The club looked nice and the chairs were comfortable. I’d give the dj about 6 out of 10 for the...