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review
11 days ago
Puttin on the Ritz
I always say when it comes to strip clubs it depends on your budget and mood. The Ritz is expensive so you better have a big budget. Lots of eye candy inside, you can...
musicman35
Georgia
review
22 days ago
Crazy charge on my card a few days after visiting (rookie mistake)
The Ritz is a nice establishment. It's big, looks cool, flashy, the girls look good. What's not to like? For starters - YMMV big time on dances. Some dances are...
ima6uitarist18
review
24 days ago
ZZ Top formed in Houston back in 1969
Houston, TX. Wednesday night. The Ritz has been here I think since 1985. You can see the big neon sign right off the Gulf freeway. Plenty of parking behind the club. Area seems fine...
Muddy
USA
review
2 months ago
Ok First Time at The Ritz
Place was a short 10 min. Uber from my hotel near Hobby Airport. Didn't stay too long since I didn't find a gal I clicked with. Hottest lady I saw was working the desk....
Crawdid71
review
3 months ago
Not bad for a first time
It was my first visit at Ritz. I arrived around 8pm. The cover was $15 I guess. The layout is a little weird there are 4 different rooms but not separated. Small tables...
Casinomike
review
4 months ago
I must look like an easy mark!
It seems pretty nice inside and at first appearance seems like it could be satisfying in the right circumstances, but for me it was all about ripping me out of as much cash as...
Mike_the_traveler
Louisiana
review
6 months ago
Ritz during the week
Ritz is a fun upbeat club! They play rap, country and everything else… dj is cool about requesting songs. It’s slower on weekdays & busy on weekends. They have a lifetime vip for 1600...
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6 months ago
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Dan3635
Lovergirlmi2001
review
7 months ago
2nd chance at ritz.
I've been exploring different clubs lately for various reasons, but I'll spare you the details. This time, I found myself on the southeast side of Houston, near Hobby airport. It's smaller than Intercontinental, but...
jusflor
Texas
review
a year ago
Definitely worth the money, an experience that made me to come back in future
I went in at 12 noon Friday, cover was $8. The place was nice inside with one main stage and a second stage. It was lit up just right. Waitress immediately came to me,...
rocky
Illinois
review
a year ago
Need to go back
From the midwest area and stopped in during a layover. It's only a few blocks from HOU Hobby airport and it's servicing hotels. Neat looking place from the outside, with easy parking. Inside was...
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a year ago
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EastCoaster
Vayjining
review
a year ago
Visit after 10 years.
I think last time I was here was maybe 10 years ago since I am almost never on the southeast side of Houston except when I go to hobby airport. In this...
jusflor
Texas
review
a year ago
Good time at The Ritz
I fell asleep and started dreaming that I ended up at The Ritz on a Thursday evening. I have come here a couple times in the past and have usually had a good time....
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a year ago
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chiefwiggum
ryanisthesht
review
a year ago
The Ritz is back!
I was visiting Houston for a few days after having lived here some years ago. I returned to some of my old haunts and will submit reviews for a couple. At one time Ritz was...
Array
Pennsylvania
review
2 years ago
First Time, Nice Place
I went last Saturday with a few friends. Got in for free because my buddy has the membership so idk how much the cover charge usually is but probably the standard $20 or so....
Jen76
review
2 years ago
Probably my favorite club in Houston
If you see Freeway in the address of any club in Houston, most likely it is on a parallel service road. If you don't know Houston driving, it's kind of like driving in...
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2 years ago
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bfc1978
chiefwiggum
Illinois
review
3 years ago
Nice post workout visit
I was working out nearby at 24hr Fitness and decided to duck in to check out the scenery. Bored on a Wed after work. I’m a digital nomad and work around the country....
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3 years ago
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Danzi
waitfore
California
review
3 years ago
Two visits to The Ritz
I recently made two visits to the Ritz..one on a Thursday evening and one on a Saturday afternoon. Both were pretty fun. Details (copying format from the Reverandhornibastard): * Valet parking was $10 on Thursday...
Kiho
Texas
review
3 years ago
A strange vibe
First time in quite a long time in a club. Arrived at about 1pm. Self parked, but a guy came by in a souped up golf cart insisting on giving me a ride to...
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3 years ago
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best2come
fla_funmeister
Miami Florida
review
4 years ago
A Tryst at the Ritz
I don’t go to southeast Houston very often, and when I do, I’m usually on my way to the beach with my family. But today I had reason to be in that part of...
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4 years ago
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latinalover69
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
review
4 years ago
Good club but not my kind of dancers.
It has been a few years since I had visited Ritz. The parking lot was very well lit, they had valet and someone in a golf cart riding around the parking lot. ...
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4 years ago
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jusflor
Swr60
North Carolina
review
4 years ago
First bite at the Ritz
It was a lazy Friday and I found myself on the south side of Houston for no good reason. Seeing as I had a few hours to kill and had never previously ventured...
Gatsbytx
Texas
review
4 years ago
Reopened after two months; service effectively back to normal
First I will repeat my comments about the post-Covid19 experience which is also posted in discussions. Then I will describe my experience in the club. Went to the Ritz last night which was the...
twboyhouston
houston,tx
review
5 years ago
Nice place, but watch out.
Monday night went in about 9:30. No ID check. No pat down. Cover $12. Parking was $5, but I sort of snuck in. Some guy named Boz in a golf cart gave me a...
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5 years ago
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PutaTester
PutaTester
West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
review
5 years ago
A good afternoon break at the Ritz
Its been about a month since I last stopped by but not much has changed. I went in to the Ritz last Wednesday or Thursday last week around 5:30. The club looked nice and...
James08b
review
6 years ago
Could of been better
Second time going to this club and I will have to say that I had a better time in the afternoon than late evening. Entrance was $15, parking was free in the back or...
Jp96