PoleKatz Reviews

Was in town for a convention recently and got into an Uber to go to a club near the convention area. The Uber driver convinced me that I should go here instead. It...

Pokekatz was a bit odd to get to, involving a bit of a wind through office and light-industrial buildings. My GPS brought me there without trouble, though. It looked like you could park on...

Was in town and heard alot about this club plus seen advertisements. Cover is $20 but waived for Military / Veteran. Entered past reception and seen the large, elevated stage with multiple poles...

I pulled into the parking lot from an industrial area and you are greeted right away by the mandatory valet. The valet only costs $5 and the guys parking cars were very friendly and...

I've been to Polekatz about 10 times over the past 5-6 years. It's not very convenient for me to get since it is far. Otherwise I'd go more. I was there from 10:30 pm-1:30...

Decided to check out Polekatz after reading reviews of their Tuesday night special. It's definitely a haul, took a good 30+ min to get there from Downtown Chicago, but figured it was worth the...

My first visit in about 2½ years came at a new time for me: just after opening on a late Sunday afternoon. Hence I cannot say if the conditions I'm describing below are normal...

First club visit in 2 years since the pandemic. I don't live in Illinois so don't know about the specifics for the mask mandate but I was told it was lifted the week I...

So 2021 was a weird year for me, as I somehow spent less time in the happiest places on Earth than I did in 2020 for a whole basketful of reasons. I may have...

Twas the night before their Christmas party, and all thru the club not too many mongers were stirring. So that left all the presents to be unwrapped by just a few of us...

In summary, Polekatz is one of the top clubs in the Chicago area, with a large number of dancers and a full spectrum of ethnicities. Dancers are very attractive, with few exceptions. Valet parking...

So been a while but was up in the area on a Tuesday afternoon. $10 lappers and $20 nude. Most girls will upswell from the jump but I try to get them to start...

Visited in September. The $10 Tuesday is only for topless dances. Girls will push for $20 nude dances or just go nude without asking you. So decide before you talk to anyone if you’re...

On my way to Chicago I see a billboard that caught my eye. $10 dances on Tues Night! Looking at other club prices in reviews I figured this was a bargain for the Chicago...

This was one of my buddies favorite strip clubs when we were single, so we put together a night for his bachelor party. Immediately when you get in, it feels like everybody is just trying...

TL;DR With a few exceptions, dancers here are thinner than average. Very hit-or-miss whether you will get decent two-way during per-song dances. I heard the phrase "that's for the Champagne room" several times....

I had planned this Tuesday visit due to a work trip and was dismayed to learn that a mask mandate had gone into effect for Cook County the day before. Decided to roll with...

Had some working being done on my car in the area, so I decided to check it out. Got there about 1330 on a Friday afternoon and it was pretty dead. Only a couple...

This was my first post-COVID visit so why not make it on Tuesday when topless dances are only $10? Arrived around 1pm. Mandatory valet parking. Said $5 but they guy didn’t ask for anything...

Over the winter and through spring, I entered a kind of strip club hibernation, with very few visits, and fewer worth reviewing. Armored with a COVID vaccine and flush with unspent strip club cash,...

Went to Polekatz about 1 month ago. First thing I noticed was the mandatory valet parking, you can also park on the street like a block away and walk.. I noticed myself and...

I haven't been in Pole Cats for over three years. It was better than I remember it. Cover was $10 plus $5 to the valet plus tip to the valet. I arrived at about...

After getting away from Industrial Strip as fast as I could, I made the 45min drive over to Polekatz. Pro-tip, never pay for entry to the club, just go to their website and print...

First time back at Polekatz in 16 months. Nothing has changed. Same beautiful bartender, same bouncer and same gm. I went in the afternoon so I expected it to be empty and it was....

I visited here back to back Tuesdays end of Apr and May. Things seem to have returned to as normal as it can be except you need mask to enter and while getting dance....