Expose Reviews

I had a great time coming here. A bunch of buddies from college were road tripping through Texas and wanted to find a something my 18 year old friends could get into. Had a couple of girls with us also and they seemed to enjoy themselves. A lot of latina's...

See my previous review on club basics.

I went hopin to see a beauty named brooke.
She wasn't working - so I settled with my $3 rum-and-coke.
This place has mostly white, pale, slim dancers with small boobs.
I prefer dark, dusky, glowing latinas with boobs, ass and curves and that beautiful smile.

Anywho...

Visited this club twice -- once on a Friday evening and then again on the following Friday afternoon. Lots of dancers both times. Plenty of good looking and friendly ones. And at least a few each time who gave very good topless laps (including reasonable contact). ...

Since I moved to the Silicon Hills, I decided to explore all the clubs in the area to see in which ones should I dance later this year. I went here first; that day I was with my husband and his good friend, and they were lured by the...

Location/Parking: Club is perched on a hillock off South Congress. Parking is plenty and safe. Access from side road is discrete.

Entry: Free entry. Charming hostess. Tipped her and got a hug. Good start. Then - despite Sandyman's warning (see his review), I tripped on the step !!!
And I fell...

Warning! Warning! Danger! Danger!. Got your attention? Good, let's proceed then. I stopped by Expose Sunday afternoon. There were seven girls dancing. Three were young, pretty and rail thin. One had a beautiful body, but a face that stop a clock. The other...

Stopped by on a Tuesday around 1:30 in the afternoon. I wasn't charged a cover, which is always a nice beginning. Other than stumbling on the step right as you come in, the club seemed pretty nicely done, at least in the darkness of the club. I watched a couple...

Just came in during happy hour which is everyday 5-8, this includes no cover, $3 you call it, and $10 lapdances. Just down and was approached right away turned her down due to manly voice, the dancer quality is hit and miss although there are some very sexy dancers of...

I was in austin for the day and decided to check out this club. it was one of the closest to downtown which made it convenient for me. i went for lunch and had a decent salad. they do have a burger and fries for $3 at lunch that they...

So visited this club on Saturday during happy hour which has great specials going on $3 you call it and $10 lapdances. There were about 15 girls on shift with the night shift coming in as the night went on. Brought a drink took a seat and was approached quickly...

This place is the most punk rock strip club out of the ones in Austin, if that's what you're looking for. Although I am a successful and fairly recession-proof wealthy guy, I like a place that's a bit more raw than your average upscale SC such as the famous Yellow...

there are many good looking dancers and this is a very nice and clean place near Austin downtown, girls there are beautiful and have nice bodies, you can have lapdances where ever your sitting, unlike other clubs that have a designated lap dance area, very good dance...

First of all, this is definitely a dive club. The dancers are dive dancers. You probably won't see a blonde implants barbie type here, but you'll also be missing alot of the high maintenance pushy attitudes that come with it. Most expose dancers are fine to sit and talk to...

Expose tends to be my club of choice while in south Austin. To start with, the parking is usually not a problem and I never feel like I am going to get mugged behind the building anyway. You might see someone puking back there, but it doesn't get worse...

This place was topless, the girls wear teeny underwear at all times. Saturday night, cost for lap dance was $20. There was a nice variety of girls, mostly white with medium-size breasts. Of about 2 dozen girls(?) there were 2 or 3 blondes, 2 or 3 black girls, both natural...

The dancers at this club were more friendly than usual on my last visit, I think it was because I was the only one spending anything for at least an hour or so. Once more people started showing up I got lost in the shuffle. I bought $200 worth of...

I have been going to Expose for over 10 years but have only been there afew times in last 2 years. I started dropping by in the afternoons due to their happy hour of $10 damces until 8p. I have found 2 dancers that are gorgeous in the...

The club is on Congress just south of the capitol. Older but nice looking on the outside. Valet is available if you want. I walked in and paid my $3 and took a seat near the stage. The place had about 8 guys there and about...

Wife and I went after going to the movies. We stop in about every 2-3 months. There is a lot of turnover in the dancers lately so don't get hooked on one girl. Pretty slim pickings the night we were there. Club was about 1/2 full...

I went to visit Expose after work on a Monday and it was not very busy. There were about 15 people and 8-9 dancers - most of 6-7 category. I've been a customer for over 2years now and the better days to visit this club is on the weekend...

I stopped by on a Friday late afternoon. Lots of customers, but only about 6 or 7 dancers. I found it odd that the girls were primarily black and hispanic, but the music they danced to was mostly classic rock 'n roll. I guess the club is trying...

I wandered in to kill a couple of hours after work and before an UT basketball game hoping to find my old friend and dancer Ivory. I found out that Ivory isn’t dancing at Expose anymore, only at the Landing Strip.

This appears to be a smaller place with a...

Went there on a saturday night. Place was packed the dancers ranged from 5-8 a couple of 9's which hang out in the vip area and some 4's. Mostly white and biker emo-ish, a couple of hispanics, and few blacks and asians. The customers are mostly white and...

Went to Expose with a friends on a Tuesday night. This was my first trip to a stip club in Austin and, while I kind of had a bit low expectations because it was a Tuesday night, I expected more than what I got. I think cover was...

On a trip to Austin last month I paid a return visit to the Expose, which I had previously visited at the beginning of January. The club is easy to find, on S. Congress just north of Ben White. Both times that I've been there have been in...