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americanholiday
Jan 17, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I am extremely surprised about how high this club is ranked. I'm used to how things are in Dallas, so maybe I'm just spoiled. The $6 cover was fair. Admittedly, it was a week night, but I would expect more than 5 girls to be working. The DJ was extremely unprofessional. He called a girl to stage who never showed. Then he started talking trash about her and called a different girl to cover. It was not a good vibe. It was pretty dark and I was drunk, so it was hard to really take note of all the furniture. I do remember thinking it looked fairly trashy and worn.

I will say this. The music was awesome. The DJ sucked when he talked, but his music was legit. It was the kind of awesome stripper music and remixes you'd see in a movie. That's the one thing I can really say, is the music was awesome.

The handful of girls that were working ranged from 3's and 4's to maybe a 6 and a solid 7. The girls were mostly white (and mostly blondes) with probably one hispanic. (The hispanic being the 7). I didn't buy a dance because the layout afforded no privacy. That being said, I could see one guy getting a dance and the dance looked really boring. I haven't branched out of Dallas enough, but in Dallas you can be pretty liberal with your hands. What I saw here was very PG-13, so I didn't want to bother. However, when I went to tip a dancer, that $1 went a long way. She spent an admirable amount of time working for that $1, rubbing all up on me and whispering in my ear. I'm a big fan of dancers getting close to my face. So, that $1 was well worth it.

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