Expose Reviews

I was in town and decided to try out the local flavor and see how the clubs were in the heart of Texas. I was very disappointed when compared to the places I get to visit, but for the most part the dancers were very friendly and talkative, just...

I was visiting a friend in Austin and decided to visit the club based on the high ratings. Went there before 5 and there was no cover and decent parking area. The club is a bit darker,takes time to adjust. They had the drink specials going on with every drink...

After blowing a bunch of money during a clubbing binge earlier in the summer, I was seeking out some value and checked out some Expose day shifts (Friday, Sunday, Tuesday). On the whole I had a good time without blowing a ton of money. The club is the...

If there is one strip club left in Austin with a bit of the "keep Austin Weird" vibe. It has to Expose'. But fair warning. One, that vibe usually completely evaporates after 7 pm. And two, dancer quality varies from day to day.

Expose's has a reputation of...

Got to the club before 8, when there was still no cover fee.
If you get at the happy hour when dances are still $10, it seems girls go hide in the locker room and prefer having no dances at all than giving them for half price.
Anyways, after 8 more girls...

Swung by on a Monday mid-afternoon, turned down the waitress offer for a table, and shuffled to the right to enter the bar area, to let my eyes adjust from the Texas sunlight. Grabbed a g&t for $6.25 and discovered that the $3 for any drink deal is only...

Found myself in Austin and visited Expose for the second time.

To summarize: the club is dark - especially after coming in from the bright Austin sun. In the afternoons it is $10 dances so a lot of the girls are tied up with regulars around the sides of the...

Visited Expose for the first time. Had to see what the clubs were like in Austin. I won't go into details about the physical club, it has been discussed thoroughly by others. Their website is also informational about their happy hour. As for their talent, it...

I work here (Vivian), but I also came to visit the other day, and since I always have a fun time here working or partying, I figured I'd write a review. I'll try not to be biased. ;)

Expose is a small modest club, but well-done and well-run. "Understated"...

This was a great visit.

See my previous reviews for club basics - they're all the same.
Club furniture still intact. $0 cover, $0 parking, $6 drinks ($3 5-8PM); $20 dances ($10 before 8).
2-way contact: Required.

Sara - 5'7" white, athletic. Great smile. Very intimate dancing. Real fun to be with.
Jade...

Whilst I was in Austin I visited my first strip club. I've tried to be fair with my ratings but obviously I don't have much to compare this experience against. When I arrived the guy on the door was very friendly, as was the hostest who showed me...

It was a rainy Tuesday when I was visiting Austin for a conference. I finally arrived at the club after 10. There were just a small number of people there since it was just Tuesday. The club is quite small over the little hill. Girls were smiling. Saw one white...

This was my very first trip to Expose. And certainly my last. Went there on a weekday evening. The place is easy to find on Congress, and parking in the lot was no problem. The guy at the door checked ID but didn't collect a cover.

The inside was a bit...

I am extremely surprised about how high this club is ranked. I'm used to how things are in Dallas, so maybe I'm just spoiled. The $6 cover was fair. Admittedly, it was a week night, but I would expect more than 5 girls to be working. The DJ was extremely...

Pretty nice club. its up on a hill. Went there for their Christmas party . There were a couple cute girls, $10 dances til 8. drink specials. happened to have free hor dourves. One hit scottish girl with a nice ass. I liked her alot. another small latina spinner who...

I made a rare stop at Expose on a Saturday afternoon. There were about 10 dancers and a dozen customers. The girls on this daytime shift were almost mostly petite and thin, or tall and thin- which is a type I like.

The music played in the club was...

Place was easy to find and had ample parking. Inside was nice though a little small. There's a nice size bar on the one end of the building. That area, which is slightly tucked away from the made sitting/stage area) also has some tall tables with bar...

I had always thought of Texas clubs as great. Dallas and Houston definitely. Trip through Austin changed that impression.

Went to Landing strip one night (see separate review) and then this another just to make sure it was Austin and not the Landing Strip. It seems...

Expose would be my local strip club is just a little more than 1 mile from my home. They pretty much have free admission every day until 8. Drinks are only $3 and their $3.99 burger and fries was good and tasty! Needless to say, great value here.

I am very...

Was headed to my gym but the traffic was bad on Congress - and Expose club was staring at me to my right. I decided better to do 12 ounce curls with light weights on my lap !

See my previous review for club basics.

I sat near the main stage -...

Was in town visiting friends and had time to kill went to Expose conviently located off South Congress. Good layout with a couple stages and lap dance chairs in the back. Really friendly staff and when I went in around 7 and took advantage of the happy hour ($3 ANY...

After my Dallas visit had to go to Austin too. Seeing Expose on Top 10 Value decided to visit this club. I went there arround 5pm. They have 3 stages and arround 10 to 15 girls that I can see. I bought a drink took a seat.

I found a great...

In town for business. Visited this club after seeing that it was tops in value. Definite good value. On sundays there is no cover, and dances are 10 each. However I would say that the quality of girls was so so. They didn't like...

DO NOT GO!!! DO NOT GO!!! DO NOT GO!!! This place is a DIVE! There was a hole in the seat of my booth and the rail around the top fell off on me when the girl gave me a dance. The tables are wobbly and I almost lost my...

Nice club. A little small and not so plush inside (it's clearly missed the last 10 years in strip club arms wars), but it's very casual and the girls are friendly. Nice place to watch a game or a fight. Nicer place to concentrate on a cute...