Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

The commercial says "they don't come...

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big_blind1
Dec 16, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

The commercial says "they don't come here for the food." Well, sometimes we actually do. The food in general is quite good, and we can't get enough of the steak bites. Seriously, the steak bites alone are worth a stop in!

As for the real reason you're going there, it's a nice place for what it is, as long as your expectations are in line. Girls wear pasties and thongs and no lap or private dances. Good tame place to take a girl who's never been to a strip club. Most of the strippers are very good looking and are decent dancers if you're into that. The atmosphere feels much more like you're hanging out eating food, playing pool, and oh, there happens to be a bunch of almost naked girls to watch. Kind of like watching the game at a sports bar. Overall, on the more classy, yet casual side as far as strip clubs are concerned.

No cover whenever we've gone, but not sure if that's always the case. Food and drink prices aren't bad, so definately a low wallet-risk place to just stop in and check it out. Not a huge place so its somewhat of a tight squeeze during peek hours, but never felt too close or awkward. A lot of the patrons are women, probably close to 30-40% when we've been there. The website is also quite informative for a stip club. It lists which dancers are scheduled each day and shift, full menu and pictures and names of the dancers.

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