Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

Some people may be disappointed because that's not a real strip club.
It is very similar to Archibald's and Camelot in DC - only stage dancing, no lap dances, almost no conversations with the girls unless you are a regular...

But it's a nice place to hang out since you can't really...

I stopped in on an NFL Sunday. There are tv's all around the place and I was able to watch every game. The dancers are up on stage for 2-3 songs, then walk around the restaurant for tips (usually $1). There is almost no stage tipping. ...

This is a decent place if you are fine with pasties and no lapdances. There are a decent amount of really attractive dancers, no cover, and the food is actually pretty good and very low priced. I prefer at least topless and I'd like to get a lapdance...

I stopped by CCR on Wednesday night after the baseball game got delayed by rain. I have to say the dancers were above average....sexy bodies and beautiful faces. I just hate to see a club where you see just as much skin at the swimming pool. Pasties...

This review actually covers two visits on consecutive days. First was a Wed night after checking into my Crystal City hotel. Was watching the Nuggets-Lakers game while hoping to catch some nice eye candy. Sorry to say the game was better than the dancers. I have never...

About a dozen dancers on shift, most of them fairly hot. They'd make a killing in a real lap club. SteveBaker's review is spot on. A great place to get some eye candy and a few beers in a sports bar atmosphere. The food is really...

NOTE: this is pasties and g-strings (i.e., a bikini club) This is a very inconspicuous club, next door (connected) to a 7-11 and right of the main "restaurant row" in Crystal City. But it is more of a local bar than a traditional stripclub. There is a...

Ratings given based on expectations with Virginia laws. Stage dances only. Girls wear pasties. However, the food, beer and service is very good and the atmosphere is laid back. If you tip a lot your chances of getting a visit later for some chit-chat increase. ...

the club is located next to metro station. good location surrounded by a lot of restaurants, so it is a pretty safe area to hung out late. the parking is tough. you may have to park on the crowded street. from outside, it looks like a normal pub. so you...

I've never had so much fun at a strip club without getting a dance. This place has good food and beer and pretty decent looking girls. The music is top 40 and the crowd is diverse and usually quite full. I've heard its better on the weekends, I went on...

This place was located close to my hotel near the airport. Typical Virginia club with dancers on stage in pasties. The dancers did appear to be in the 6-8 range, but not really that friendly. Club doesn't have private dances. Next time I think I will stick...

Seems like the tough times have hit my beloved CCR. Was in last week and it seemed like there were fewer dancers than I can ever recall seeing. Worse yet, the quality has gone down dramatically. There were only one or two 7+'s, the rest were 6's and below. Hopefully,...

The commercial says "they don't come here for the food." Well, sometimes we actually do. The food in general is quite good, and we can't get enough of the steak bites. Seriously, the steak bites alone are worth a stop in!

As for the real reason you're going...

Stopped by for a quick lunch and to enjoy looking at some gorgeous young women. As usual the girls here were very sexy looking and very friendly. Except for the pasties and g-string this is a wonderful club. At the small stage the women give a very...

This place is all about setting your expectations. If you have been to joints in FL, CA, or Vegas, this might be a letdown. You have to remember Virginia law prohibits any real fun. That said, this is a great place to start or end an evening. Just not a...

I've visited Crystal City Restaurant about a dozen times over the past six or seven years. As others have noted, due to Virginia location, pasties only, absolutely no touching. Most recently went on a Friday late afternoon. The quality of the girls has clearly improved over the...

In the area again and stopped for "dinner & a show". As in my last review, good solid value for the food, ice steak, cold beer etc for like $25.

Not a true stripclub in that its pastie and there are no private dances, couple of girls there that...

As mentioned by others this is not a typical strip cub , but more of a resturant/sports bar with dancers, Pastie club. Very pretty girls overall.
I was actually hee while on business for dinner. Why spend $30 at a Applebees or Ruby Tuesdays when you can spend...

CCR is always fun - the girls are hot, friendly and the food and drink are top notch. Treat the girls right and you can get quite the dance at the front stage. Don't miss Kathy - the most gorgeous body and a great sense of humor...

Came here for lunch on a Tuesday afternoon. Decided to visit here instead of the Sports Pub cuz I wanted to see some T and A instead of Sportscenter.

Had a good burger and fries, and a brunette joined me. The talent is fantastic, now if only they could...

Stopped in for the first time in years. It's a different type of club, half neighborhood bar, half strip club. Dancers were more attractive than I expected from past visits (long ago.) A bottle of Bud was $4.50. About 15 customoers, some seemed to know each other. Bartender was pleasant...

No cover, great food at reasonable prices, and friendly dancers and waitresses. Very nice place to spend an evening! Because of VA laws, the dancers have to wear pasties and G-stings, dance only on the stages, and cannot give lap or couch dances. But, if you tip...

Just got back from having lunch there. Both stages were open, and the girls were better than I expected. There was a broad range, mostly 7-8s with an occasional 6 and 9 thrown into the mix.

The lunch was reasonable priced, as were the beers. I...

Another pleasant visit after a night of dinner and pub hopping in Old Town Alexandria. Stopped in on the way back to the hotel. Mostly 8's and 9's but their sets really are one dance too short. Totally average by national standards due to no laps, nudity,...

I wasn't sure exactly what to expect at Crystal City Steakhouse. I had been told that the girls wore "pasties" but to be honest I wasn't exactly sure what that meant.

It turns out it's exactly what it sounds like. Girls strip down to a g-string and...