Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

I came down to DC on...

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DannyNH
Sep 7, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I came down to DC on business, so I figured I'd take the metro out to Crystal City and find out what this restaurant/strip club is. It's a great set up, with tables in the restaurant area all within viewing distance of the stage. There were 6 dancers on stage today, 1 black, 1 Eastern European who talked with an accent, and 4 white girls. They were definitely nowhere near 10s, a couple were older but some were really fun to look at. The pasties are a bit annoying, but for the price (no cover charge) you can't beat it. I had some fish there that was really good and the waitress was friendly (although I would have liked to get the hot bartender waiting on me). They also have a smoking lounge/bar area where the dancers go after their time on the main stage. There didn't seem to be many people in there, 3 or 4 customers and the girls who go in there to smoke between shifts. They offer private dances now, but I only remember that one hour is $200. I think 5 minutes is $20 or $30, but I didn't see anyone getting one. A couple guys went up to the stage and tipped, then the girl would sort of dance in front of him, still no boobs in face or anything. The girls coming around to the table is a little annoying, but they have to make money somehow. Everyone but one guy tipped, but some of the girls really didn't deserve it. They didn't even say hi, just put out their hand. I want the dancing there to be more provocative, talk to the customers and look like you're having some fun. Overall it's a great place to eat food and a lot of fun. Not sure how often I would go back since it gets old fast without any contact or decent dancing.

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