Reviews

First, off I almost missed this place even after reading all of the reviews...the fact that it looks like a regular restaurant and shares a parking lot with takeout restaurants really threw me off. The…

I have not been to this club for a while. The description of the club has been review before so I won't mention it. My experience of this club was good as for the waitress…

Wasn't sure what to expect here. When you walk in the place is separated into two dining areas. One smoking and one non. There is a stage in both areas.…

Went to this place after getting my iPhone's glass repaired nearby. Hasn't changed since last time I was here a year ago. VA rules ban nude dancing so girls wear pasties. There…

I often get so annoyed when I see people review clubs and talk about the food and the atmosphere...personally, IDGAF about any of those things. I want to know about dances and read vague hints…

It has been a long time since I visited this club. I must say, not much has changed. Still has it's pros and cons like any place.

Pros: Money goes a long way…

The Crystal City Restaurant is a great place for cheap high quality food. If you consider the pastie wearing dancers a bonus to a good meal and reasonable drinks, you will like this place. When…

I was in Arlington for a few days and decided to swing by this place on a Saturday night since I had a terrible experience the night before at a club in D.C. Crystal City…

I pass by this place everyday on my walk to work. It never seems crowded in the early afternoons so I decided to give it a try. Happy hour is before 630pm and…

This is a bar with stripping, Pasty's required. It has a relaxed atmosphere and good food. Let me stop on that point for a moment, it has the best food I have…

This is a nice place just to go and relax, have a few beers, and the food is very decent for the price. They've been having $2 beers until 6pm, and that includes nice…

Ok, so this is my first review for this site...

I was bored on a Saturday night, so I decided to drop in. I had been here before, a weekday afternoon, although not entirely sure which…