Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

This is not a strip club by most standards. Girls dance on stage with pasties and walk around later looking for tips. The women are 7's to 9's.
They seem to be prety friendly and will sit and talk although I think they have regulars that they prefer to sit with....

THe girls here are very pretty (and very nice) and the food is great (not to mention cheap) but if you're looking for a true strip club, don't come here. The girls where pasties and offer no lap dances. Pretty much zero "mileage" at this club if that's what you're...

Pretty Girls, topless with nipple covers.
Pool table, music box, dining tables and two show stages (main and small). Girls strip in turns, moving between poles, and moving through customers for tipping.

Nice service and friendly environment.
Food is nice, but avoid the steak - they do not know how to make...

On the plus side, the food here is pretty good. Their are two stages in this relatively small club. The main stage can probably fit about a dozen chairs and there is a center row of dinner booths with a view of both stages. The smaller stage...

Attractive women though some have been at it too long. Va. law requires that not much is revealed--this doesn't bother me but could be a dealbreaker for many potential patrons.

Dancers aren't particularly friendly. Don't go here looking for company unless you've established yourself as a well-tipping regular.

Tables and booths...

Pretty girls, great happy hour specials. No lap dances (VA law), and pasties and g-strings manditory, but the girls at least put on a good show. Food is pretty good too. There is no cover charge to get in, and the drink prices are pretty much the...

OK...reality check. Visited on a recent Tuesday nite between 9:30-11:00 pm - no cover charge.

Admittedly, I've been spoiled recently having seen some of the country's best clubs in the last twelve weeks (Mons Venus - Tampa, Treasures Houston, Platinum Plus - Columbia, Baby Dolls - Dallas, Ric's -...

Have to knock the raing down a point or 2 frpm my last visit, really poor table service this time. I do stop here because of the girls but also for the food while traveling on business to Virgina.
Took forever to get a beer and I asked...

Stoppeb by last week for the first time and really thought this was a great idea. This is a great place to have dinner and look at pretty women. It is not really a strip club, so much as a full service restaurant with hotties walking around. ...

Only reason to go here is if you're on business in the area and don't want to drive to Balt. Great eye candy, good food, cold beer. Stopped in on a recent Sun night after checking in to my hotel 2 blocks down. Left after one and...

There hasn't been much in the way of improving the CCR in the past few years. The owner has put a lot of effort into putting a 3rd and 4th floor on his other restaurant. Expectations are that they will make some improvements.

YGWYP4 - Everyone in Virginia knows...

Got here right before noon on a Thursday. Good thing, it got a lot busier afterwards. Was told this was a good place for lunch. The food prices were very inexpensive and quite good. But they make up with it with the drink prices. As...

This has to be one one the most lame areas when it comes to strip clubs, but I am spoiled by having East St Louis close by. Went in to the club after work and was hoping for a little relaxation before going home for the evening. There were only...

Like the gentlemen said: it's pasties, g-strings, no lap dances, no nudity. On a nice summer day you will see hotter girls on the street outside, because it's Northern Virginia, and apparently it's where America breeds all of the hot secretaries. So take your pick, or alternate between...

Stopped in for a late lunch. There were about a dozen customers in the place and about as many dancers. Dancers ranged from about 5 (a "veteran" dancer with enormous implants) to 8 (there were actually two or three of these). Most were natural, pretty, girl-next-door types, and some were...

For a club that is topless only with pasties required this is the highest possible score. The ladies were exceptional. They were mostly young and very well built without being 90% silicone. They were young women. They were sexy and enticing and seemed to be having...

This club is tucked away next to a 7-Eleven a block away from the main drag of the Jefferson Davis Highway. It’s easy to drive past the place, though street parking is plentiful and it’s several blocks’ walk from the Crystal City Metro. I stopped in on the...

Different kind of place, a g string & Pastie place with pretty good food at a decent price, in town on business & enjoyed a ribeye steak plus eyecand on the stage.

There is a small stage in which one girl at a time dances then a smaller stage that the...

I went on a Monday night. The club was not crowded, but because I got there around their shift change at 6, I got to see ladies from the afternoon and evening shifts - maybe a dozen in all.

The club/restaurant is deep and narrow; as you walk in you...

I love this place. Generally I couldn't give a place that is pasties & g-strings any more than a 5 but this place offers a different experience. Generally the girls are gorgeous. Today was no exception. I say 5 beauties, one ok, and one oh-no. ...

Decided to spend an afternoon here after a long morning of meetings at the office. No cover, went in and had a few beers, played some pool, and chatted up with some hotties.

This is a good place to chill but not for anyone looking for laps. Lots of...

Was in the DC area for a flight out west... stopped in on Crystal City since the hotel was close by... well, the name is correct... Crystal City Restaurant... that is about all it is with a coule of dancers every so...

Dropped in for the first time in 6-7 months. Same lame club... dancers wear patsie's over their breasts (state law in Virginia) and no lapdances. Girls are pretty and friendly and food is good at this club but that's pretty much all this club is... a pretty decent restaurant but...

This club is the typical bikini/pasties joint here in Virginia. But this is the best I've visited in VA, with this restriction. The girls are very pretty (7-9), but are usually focused on regulars. They do stop by to say thanks after tipping. Rather have them...

As in the other reviews, I agree that CCR does have the atmosphere of a country sports bar more than it does a strip bar. Part of this is related to the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia. Pasties and bikini bottoms are a requirement. Other rules...