Reviews

Wasn't sure what to expect here. When you walk in the place is separated into two dining areas. One smoking and one non. There is a stage in both areas.…

Went to this place after getting my iPhone's glass repaired nearby. Hasn't changed since last time I was here a year ago. VA rules ban nude dancing so girls wear pasties. There…

I often get so annoyed when I see people review clubs and talk about the food and the atmosphere...personally, IDGAF about any of those things. I want to know about dances and read vague hints…

It has been a long time since I visited this club. I must say, not much has changed. Still has it's pros and cons like any place.

Pros: Money goes a long way…

The Crystal City Restaurant is a great place for cheap high quality food. If you consider the pastie wearing dancers a bonus to a good meal and reasonable drinks, you will like this place. When…

I was in Arlington for a few days and decided to swing by this place on a Saturday night since I had a terrible experience the night before at a club in D.C. Crystal City…

I pass by this place everyday on my walk to work. It never seems crowded in the early afternoons so I decided to give it a try. Happy hour is before 630pm and…

This is a bar with stripping, Pasty's required. It has a relaxed atmosphere and good food. Let me stop on that point for a moment, it has the best food I have…

This is a nice place just to go and relax, have a few beers, and the food is very decent for the price. They've been having $2 beers until 6pm, and that includes nice…

Ok, so this is my first review for this site...

I was bored on a Saturday night, so I decided to drop in. I had been here before, a weekday afternoon, although not entirely sure which…

I've been to crystal city several times over the course of a week. The club itself was pretty empty on a sunday and then again the next tuesday. There is a happy hour with $2…

This club has some good looking females, but its a pasties club, so you dont get to see much. The lap dances and private dances are a little pricey.

I went with some of my…