Sands Showgirls Reviews

I've gone a few times on the weekday days since Rick's has been so horrible. The same 3 dancers have been there each time. Not a lot of variety but the dances were consistently good.

I stick with the same enhanced blond most of the time, there is no question of...

Went to this club on a Thursday night. No cover charge at all. Went inside and found out why they don't charge any cover. Girls were average at best and most of them either looked real old or were chubby. Only 1 or 2 good looking girls working. Club was...

Not super classy and the chicks were not super hot. It was small, uncrowded and seemed very "underground feeling". Drinks were $10 for 2 cokes and the girls didn't seem that friendly. The first dance was kind of a bust from the first big busted white girl I picked, a...

I have been to the Sands many times. It has a dark, discount feel to it, and many times when I go there, the dancers are not on stage. The "cover"is actually $10 for two drinks (plus a little tip for the waitress).

The focal point of...

newly remodled and much nicer than in the past, girls are still solid with fewer hookers and druggies. Dances are still very nice despite Seattle laws. Most of the dancers are a 6-8, with a couple outside that range on both sides. Girls are not too pushy,...

I went in this past Friday night for a visit. I've been going to the Vu lately, but thought I would check out the Sands for a change of pace. And that is definitely what I got. Maybe three or four guys in the whole place and...

Visited the Sands recently on a midweek late afternoon. Hadn't been there in years and the remodel was a great improvement. Nice, clean upscale room, friendly staff. I was disappointed to find they only had 2 dancers working, but then realized there was only one other customer, back...

The Sands is the oldest and coolest, and one of the only strip clubs in Ballard. I have lived here all my life (Ballard that is not at the club). It has allways been a safe, low key classy place. It's like Crown Hills best kept secret. The...

Been here twice, both in mid afternoon. The first time there were 3 girls in the entire club, no stage show and it was tiny. One girl gave a decent lap dance, but nothing to write home about. The second time, only one dancer and she didn't...

Was visiting the great city of Seattle and saw that this club was having a feature dancer. Thought I would stop and check the place out. This place is a complete dive and I've never been so horrified in a club. A biker bar isn't even as...

I had some free time today so I stopped by the Sands. 4 dancers, a waitress, bartender and me. Ladies did not dance on the stage while I was there but waitress pushed the ladies drinks when a dancer would sit with me. VIP is very private. ...

Recently visited this place and was pleasantly suprised. It is a rather small place, but the dancers are great. I saw M.....and G....and they kept my attention focused. Needless to say I left happy. It may be an alternative to Ricks. I've read other...

Yes, this place is totally hit or miss. The thing is, when it is a hit it is great. Usually only three girls to choose from, somt times a real hottie, often just 5s or 6s. I tend to stop in mid day just after opening. Lu** is great if...

Sounds like the Sands is totally hit or miss. I got a miss. Nothing happening - just a couple of bored looking dancers, not even really interacting with the two customers in the place. They did a remodel not too long ago, but the entrance is still...

The Sands was dead, so i figured no action few girls. My mistake, highest milage I ever got in a club, including Rick's in the daytime. It was early afternoon and only two girls that I saw a slim but nice gal from eastern Europe and a hot african american...

There is no real reason to patronize this place unless you take particular pleasure in being relentlessly hustled. Dancers here spend half their time trying to get you to pony up $$$ for a grossly overpriced kiddie beverage. Once the deed is done, they more often than not only ditch...

It's been several months since I last visited and by have things changed. They apparently have had several visits from the local gendarme which has scared some of the girls from the Sands. A little time in the pokie can do that I suppose. Several of the...

It was a Thur night and out of 4 girls none were really good looking. Couple were in 30's. One was really fat. Dances were lame and only one bothered to take off all her clothes. $10 entry got me a soft drink. Girls were...

Maybe all of Seattle was on guard during this visit. I have been down to Sands in years and I remember why. Nothing to write home about. The girls were alright. Atmosphere sucks. Maybe I got too much at Ricks and at times Foxes and...

Went in on a Friday night just to relax and chill after work. It was around 11 p.m. or so.

The place was surprisingly packed with guys, more than I've usually seen even on a Friday night. I had to sit at one of the tables in front of...

Still an interesting place. I went a couple of times in the weeks right after the vote. Night girls still highly nervous. there's something strange about sitting in a club with one other customer, no girls on stage and the girls too spooked about busts to approach...

I stopped in a week or so after the vote was turned down and things seemed a hell of a lot more lively.
The place was really crowded, more crowded than i've seen a saturday night in awhile. I didn't go with a plan I just wanted to drop in...

Stopped into the sands a few weeks ago, I wanted to get in a bit of the old days before the whole vote came down on the first whether it was yea or ney. The girls were all friendly an a bit eager what with the vote coming up, So...

interesting changes to this place. while it's remained a secret around town, they are quietly turning into a worthwhile stop. there are some cons - girls don't get on stage unless they have to, a lot of times there are so few customers that it's a little awkward,...

I went to the Sands this past Friday at around 11:30 pm. Some of the same dancers have been there for years and I saw most of them this night. There were apparently some new talent, according to one of the dancers. Only one from what I...