Sands Showgirls Reviews

Well, having been out of the SC scene with the demise of Rick's (well, it's still open but who goes there?), I decided to finally try the Sands in Ballard on Monday afternoon.

This place... is interesting. Oddly, it's actually quite nice inside, since I expected "neighborhood dive" and instead...

Visited the Sands on a recent Thursday afternoon. Had to check out the place with all the recent reviews and the general demise of all the other Seattle clubs. Well this place does present a new place to visit. Went to the back room and had really...

I've been by a few times on the weekday afternoon over the last few weeks hoping to see more dancers working. Sometimes there are only one or two girls there and 5 or 6 customers waiting. Even if there was someone there you wanted to see you might have a...

I have visited the Sands occasionally for the last thirty plus years. Now that Ricks is not an option, I thought I'd stop by the Sands. The interior is newer, which is nice. The waitress and bartenders are friendly. I like the two drink minimum instead...

The Sands seemed dead when I walked in.
Only a waitress, bouncer and bartender no dancers. I was asked to promply buy a drink and then no attention for 15 minutes. I should have left then. The bathrooms were unusable and the only two dancers were too skinny to be...

In need of an afternoon pick me up, I visited this place. Not the best decore as reported and there are always only 3 or so dancers there in the afternoon. None the less, I left satisfied as always. VIP area is dark and private. Had a couple laps from...

Hit sands last saturday after a long break. Place is still weird. No dancers on stage the first half hour I was there. Got a good dance from one girl then saw a few stage dances in my next hour. I also received a below average dance...

This is a review of a few trips I've made on weekday afternoons since the crackdown at the other Seattle clubs.
Each time I've been in there have been 3-4 dancers and 1-4 customers. Dancers are not overly eager to ask customers for dances and rarely go on stage. Sometimes you...

Visited around 4:00 pm on a Thursday. Very slow, only three dancers on shift. A couple of regulars and an unknown. Two or three customers the whole time I was there. Only intriguing thing was two girls were interviewing to be dancers. Both were young and...

I recently visited this club for the first time this year. I am sad to say not much has changed. I stopped by in the late afternoon to see what the day shift had to offer. The place was very slow....I saw only 4 dancers in the time...

Went to Sands on Friday and then Saturday night around 10 pm. Friday was pretty dead. About 4 girls and 8 patrons and not much going on. Only dancer who stopped by was a busty, voluptuous blond. Not my type. There were a few that...

On a whim I stopped in at the Sands last week during the afternoon. I was hoping to see Blair. She was not working that day. I waited for awhile and drank my watered down RC Cola. Two different dancer stopped by. I did not...

Stopped in about a week ago for my annual visit to the Sands Plaza. Again, the atmosphere was uninspiring and the dancers, even more so. Those that showed up anyway. The place is beginning to remind me more of an upscale soda bar rather than a dance place. Only TWO...

This is a club that went through some serious remodeling and change in management some two or three years ago. I find my visits very consistent with service and especially the atmosphere. It's like a boutique Strip Club and the dancers are nice looking, friendly and not pushy. No...

Friendly girls and cool atmosphere. Went there after work one day and really enjoyed myself. Biggest plus is that there is no goofy DJ yelling every 2 minutes. Just a short drive from downtown or I-5. I would recommend this club. There is no cover charge to walk in the...

The Sands is no longer the sleazy looking dump it once was. The owners spent a bit of money to upgrade the facilities, adding a new bar and new furniture. It is located off a busy street with plenty of parking on side streets.

In order to make money...

I had heard from a buddy that the Sands had improved from last year so I thought I'd pay a visit to verify his claim. I went to the club about a week ago, but went out of town for business before I could review. So I am...

I wen't Saturday afternoon around 2:00. There were 3 customers in the dance are and no girls. Finally a dncer showed up and worked on the music list and went back in the VIP room never to be seen again. An old fat blonde showed up and...

Went to the club on a Wed late afternoon about 5:30pm. I was the only customer when I walked in. There were 4 dancers, mostly sitting around chatting to each other or playing pool or reading a magazine, without acknowledging my presence. All of them looked cute enough to me,...

Went to the Sands after a depressing Saturday afternoon at Rick's. There were only 3 dancers working and about the same amount of us guys there. The atmostphere is very laid back and the dancers are not pushy at all. I went back to the V.I.P. area twice...

I've reviewed this place in the past an given so-so reviews...up to a ten today. I'm a regular now and get fairly good mileage. Avoid S***** and you'll do just fine here. L*** and M***** pretty much know the drill for repeat customers. Go late at night and you'll have...

This club is lame. The few girls (3-4) that are there are surprisingly good looking, but there is absolutely no energy in this club, and the girls cannot even be bothered to do a stage show, because there are practically no customers here, even on a Saturday evening. ...

I'm giving this place a kind of average rating because it is not the place to go if you are looking for variety. There are usually only three or four girls during the daytime which is when I tend to go. Having said that, if you have a regular girl...

The VIP area is private. I went in on a Saturday night. Alexis gives great dances, and will give you your money's worth. So treat her well! But Michelle gives lousy dances, and won't let you touch her at all. Kristelle has the...

You have to stop in here during the day. Blair is one of the hottest MILFs around. As stated before, the ladies don't generally dance on stage during the day but the VIP room is always a positive option. During the early evening as the shifts change...