Sands Showgirls Reviews

The Sands has a lot going for it but a few things that are near deal breakers
the positives
1. Cleanest non corporate club in Seattle
2. $10 cover (if I remember right)
3. hot and friendly dancers
4. Not to busy so it's easy to get a good seat to...

I don't go to the Sands often but since it's been a while(Feb 2018, I looked up my last review) I decided to go see how it's doing. The biggest news was a notice posted on the inside of the front door and in the restroom stating that as...

I was a bit greedy and went in late afternoon around 4, but was greatly disappointed with only 2 dancers (and 2 customers) both were about 4/10, one didn't even bother to strip on the stage. She was nice enough to get me a receipt so I can come back...

Stopped into the Sands at 12:30 on a Friday, on the way to watch the Apple Cup at a bar. Due to the mechanical and unremarkable nature of the transaction I entered into with the ever reliable and ever-present Dancer Q, and the rash of review-cops currently plaguing our...

Sands is not a club from my normal rotation of Puget Sound Region clubs. I only go to Sands to see a particular dancer whom I have some knowledge of beforeheand. I went to Sands specifically to meet a new TUSCL dancer member who was there that night. We messaged...

I hadn't been to Sands in quite a while (5+ years) and wasn't expecting sure what to expect. When I went a few times in the past, there could be few dancers, fewer customers, and a David Lynch vibe. However, on this recent Friday though it was pretty lively...

Club in Ballard, with entrance at the front and back of building. $10 cover for drinks. Dances are $40 each. Bathroom has 2 toilets but just 1 stall with no door. The other's right next to the sink so while you wash your hands, something that most customers at the...

The girls are pretty. The club is next door to a casual bar. The bar is great to grab a few drinks, get buzzed and then head into the strip club through the back entrance.
Easy to talk to most of the girls near the back entrance where they usually go...

Ended up in Ballard early in the afternoon, so figured I would stop in and see whats happening here. First visit to the Sands in a Long time! Plenty of parking beside the building so no issues there, boy what a change inside from last time I was...

Wasn't sure if this place was even still operating with all the gentrification that's been transforming Ballard over the last few years. Walked in and was surprised the door was open and music was playing but only saw a light-skinned AA chatting with the bartender, or rather, the coffee pourer....

I went in on a Tuesday, early afternoon. There were four or five dancers there. Carly and Nicole were white, Quinn is AA. The others (sorry, missed their names) were white.

There is one stage at Sands. There are two, “private” VIP rooms, which are small with...

Was in the Seattle area and thought I would stop by and see what was going on as I needed a break from traffic and the Sands is usually good for a calm relaxing atmosphere.

Entered, sat down and was instantly greeted by the waitress who asked me what I wanted...

Went out to a drinks and a show, then the Sands loomed large in the flight path of my Uber. Cash in hand, I stopped into a club I’ve been visiting on and off since 1992. The space is dark and kind of 60’s-ish, with a non-alcoholic bar,...

It has been several years since my last visit to the Sands as the traffic to get there from the south end is always a pain in the ass. I was in Seattle for a meeting and instead of going right home I decided to try the Sands out....

Hadn't been into the Sands in a long time and I remember telling myself that I would never return, but I found myself in the Ballard area on a slow weekday afternoon and decided what the heck.

I entered, paid the "No Cover drink charge" and sat back to watch an...

I went to Sands on a Friday early night. Probably around 7. I was expecting more girls than normal given it was around shift change but there was only 3 and no one else watching. Kind of awkward being in a strop club by yourself. ...

I had been poking around on instagram looking at bikini baristas, and I ran across an account for an exotic dancer who was promoting her appearance at the Sands. I reached out via DM and found out when she would be there, and arranged to be there around the...

The knock on The Sands is that it's too small and too quiet. I find that both these things are positive things. I like to go right to the back row, tip a few of dancers on stage, and just let the girls come over to me.

I don't remember...

I've been out of the PL lifestyle for a few years... got a bit spooked when a few local busts (Dancing Bare, K-girl apartment on the east side) coincided with a rising suspicion that Mrs Carey was getting wise to my shenanigans. Even cancelled my TUSCL account! Anyway,...

, in their own words. There is 1 small stage with 2 viewing areas. Dances are $40, vanilla. Private room $300 for 30min, no 15min option. There were around 10 dancers, mostly white. The location is out of the way so it seems more of a...

I went here after my friends decided to end the night early. Still had my buzz going and was in the Ballard area, so I said why not?

It's a small club with no cover charge. There's one stage with probably room for probably only about 20 people to sit. There's...

Dropped in to check out the smaller clubs. This is my very first visit ever, it is a small club located in the heart of Ballard. It is much smaller than any other. the stage has two poles and a mirror backing to enhance the perception of...

It’s been over a year since I’ve been in Sands. This used to be my go to place with girls like Lexi, Gia and Tiffany working there. I was in the area to stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon. There were 5 girls and all were attractive. I recognized one...

This is not a very busy club, but a nice little local neighborhood club at ballard. There are very less number of dancers compared to any other clubs in Seattle. There is no cover but there is a 10$ drink. Another thing is that the waitress try to get you...

Went there about a year ago. Maybe things have changed with the cameras people keep mentioning, but had a great time. Hot little blond working there (young, super fit, cute B-cup tits, brazilian). Did a couple of normal lap dances that were real close and intimate. Talked with...