Reviews

wasn't impressed by reviews but thot I'd check it for myself. Reviews weren't wrong! Worst Rhino I've been to. Club itself is small but nice. Everything else sucks. High entance…

I visited the Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara recently...Wow. All the women, well except one, were hot. The club is very small. One small stage, two small vip areas, and very little seating.…

Once again, the previous reviews for this club are a bit limp, so let me fill you in. This is a small club, with one stage off to your right as you enter, beyond which is…

Pricey, pretty small place compared to other places I've been. Girls seem to solicit, then quickly lose attention if you didn't seem as if you were made of gold. Had a few lapdances…

I was there last Sunday and the place was a bit slow. They had some really good looking girls working there. I spoke to several of the ladies and I was surprised to find out…

Like most members of this chain, the place is clean... in all senses of the word. No worries about going here, but nothing spectacular -- no extras, tight survillance -- read: your hands ain't…

The girls are good looking. Had a lap dance from a very busty, very short girl. It was awesome. Had one gal put her head in my lap and do a headstand…

Visited on a Wednesday night. Ten dancers, mostly blondes, a couple of hispanics, and one asian. One stage in use, the dancers would dance two songs each, one clothed/topless and the other nude.…