Reviews

Wise Guys has been a really hot club - and has been a dud - through the years. The new day bartender is Lexi. Lexi used to be a dancer, but is now an awesome…

This club is the best of all the Washington Park clubs. What sets it apart is that most of the girls are young, natural, and hot. The atmosphere is great, the bartender, Mallory, is super…

I last reviewed Wise Guys in February 2014, rather negatively, and am submitting a second review with a somewhat higher opinion based on two recent afternoon visits on a Saturday in December and a Wednesday…

Stopped in last week. Early afternoon.....two dancers on shift.....not sure where the rest were. Place is clean but has been under constant remodeling for the past several years, not sure what the deal…

This is a dual review for Wiseguys and Cheeks. Its been a few years since I've been in Wiseguys. I gave up because the quality and number of the ladies keep dropping.…

I walked and knew the layout having been there before. It is not high end but not horrible either. They are doing a little work it looks like. Water was 3 and no cover…

I walked in to find 4 dancers on shift ranging from 7 to 2. Only 1 other guy was in at the time. I sat down at the bar and quickly one of the prettier…

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon. There were 2 girls working plus The bartender. 3 other customers besides myself. The girls were attractive,one was a younger blonde named Cammie The other was an attractive…

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon. There were 2 girls working plus The bartender. 3 other customers besides myself. The girls were attractive,one was a younger blonde named Cammie The other was an attractive…

I was in the St. Louis area for a couple of days and found time to check out Cheeks late on Wednesday afternoon and Wise Guys, Cheeks, and Dollie's on Thursday afternoon. This review,…

I stopped by to check out Wise Guys as my fave dancer at Miss Kitty's wasn't working that day. This a bare bones strip club. It was early in the day, about…

Wow...came over after being across the street the club looks like it is falling apart. It needs to be cleaned up a bit. There were 4 dancers on the night shift 3 black,…

I stopped by after visiting the club across the street that was empty. This club was pretty empty too. three customers and four dancers that were out. Those four were very thick. They were…

Stopped in around 6pm on a Wednesday evening. The club is in a very sketchy part of Washington Park. Parking lot is not fenced and there was no visible security. There were only 3…

I went in shortly after noon. Like almost all the clubs, the later you go, the more girls will be there. Lexi was bartender. Known her for years - great bartender and pretty to look…

Had a bizarre experience here recently, followed by a horrible experience more recently. First, the bizarre: Met a pretty, young brunette. She was drunk, but seemed reasonably fine. I asked how she was doing. "Sad."…

When I showed up there was an event going on with lots of bikers. Made for a fun time. There was a free buffet - nothing special but OK - wings, meatballs. Ordered a beer…

I went here early afternoon on a Wednesday on the way there it was like driving through a war zone be careful. I was greeted at the club by an entrance area that was…

I went here early afternoon on a Wednesday on the way there it was like driving through a war zone be careful. I was greeted at the club by an entrance area that was…

Decided to hit Wise Guys since we had free tickets from Cheeks. Both clubs are owned by the same guy (people?) so we had low expectations going in. Once inside those low expectations were right…

Was in the area for an event and it's been awhile since I made the rounds of the ESL clubs. It was a Sunday night, so I wasn't sure what I was going to run…

When I go to any club in Washington Park, I go to them all. You never know. I used to love Wise Guys when Autumn worked there. She has since moved to…

I have visted this club quite a few times. The front door sticks so if they say there open and you think the door is locked just knock or pull a little harder. The club…

Visited on a recent Saturday night after being disappointed after stopping into Dollies. I have not visited here in more than a year so I felt a return visit was overdue. Walking in I was…

The club is fairly new, and is nicely equipped. It previously was a very large adult book and apparel emporium. The renovation is recent, so the physical accomodations are good. As it was an afternoon,…